Awards 2005 SAGA Summer Fan Fiction Awards

Congrats, Souderwan!

 

*hands Souderwan a Yoda Soda*

Cheers!

 

Targeter walks back onto the stage.

"We are so lucky that there are so many wonderful authors in the Saga forum."

Readers once again whistle and cheer.

"The award for Best Author goes to..."

red_rose_knight

The Golden Yoda

Congratulations!!!

 

*rushes in and grabs a seat in the back to join in on the fun*

I can't believe I forgot about the Awards. I wish I hadn't waited so long to yell at my roommate to get off the phone.

Congrats to all the winners so far! And good luck to all the remaining nominees!

 

Congrats Sounderwan!!!

 

Two-hundred and eleventyteen

Oooh...after party?

*Raises nearly empty glass to RRK* Congrats!

 

I have no idea...I lost track...stupid me. Ummm...3 or 4 I think. I'm still in shock. Plus my head hurts.

*grabs another drink*

Ahhh...that's better. It's all better when you're numb.

 

*Snatches drink intended for nobodys_angel and dumps it.*

I think you two have had enough drinks for tonight.

 

WAHOOOO!!! Congrats, Red! Completely deserved!

 

Way to go, RRK!!

AQ

 

We were going to have a party in the Fortress, but anyways...

I'd like a Yoda Soda, please. And --

Thou shall not spike it or thou shall suffer evil Sith Lightning Waves of Doom! I'm still underage, guys! And I already mistook my dad's beer for apple juice today and almost drank it!

EDIT -- Congrats, red!

 

Yay!! Hooray! Great job rrk!! Congrads!!

 

Bravo! rrk!

 

Myri walks on to the stage.

"It is a difficult thing, to step into a world where there are so many great authors and post your first story, but these people managed to do it. Any one of them deserves this award for taking a risk by adding to our community."

Cheers from readers and older authors.

"The nominees for Best New Author are..."

Souderwan
Alethia
darksideyesplease
Koori
MasterSareBabe
nobodys_angel
maychorian
IrishEyedJedi
DarthPolymerase
Moons_of_Iego_angel7

"We'll be back with the winner after this."

 

Congrats Red!

 

Oh my! Who gets to lug her big head around? Congrats Red!

 

Congrats red_rose_knight!!!

 

Congrats, RRK!

 

Yeah my category!!!

 

Congrats Souderwan!

Congrats Red!

 

Big congrats rrk!

If you haven't seen Arrested Development, you've made a huge mistake.

 

Congratulations RRK!! Great job!!!

 

OE, I think we should buy her a wheelbarrow as a little congrats present.

 

Yay Master! Congrats on Best Author.

 

A long time ago...

Once upon a time...

There was a mighty castle upon a hill, surrounded by forests. The castle was a refuge for all those who entered- though there was one quirk.

You had to be female.

It was ruled by two Queens, sisters, friends. Sith twins, to be exact, but nice Sith twins, who only showed their evil sides when absolutely necessary. Which unfortunately was often, since the dreaded male species kept on attacking.

So they devised a plan. All males who wished to enter the Fortress would have to be dressed up as a woman.

*Jedi shrugs VM off him, and backs away. In solomn desperation and resignment, he begins to quote Viqi Shesh from Rebel Stand.

"No you won't. Yuuzhan Vong can't kill me. Noghri can't. Jedi can't. You're all beneath me. There's only one thing in the universe that can kill Jedi_Master326."

*In a blinding flash, Jedi grabs lipstick and makeup from the hands of Wyn, Zonoma, and VadersMistress. As the others look on, he applies the makeup to his own face, to deny them the satisfaction of doing it themselves.*

He continues to apply makeup, more and more, never stopping, until his transformation is complete:




At least one guy was smart enough to give in...

Yet many others have tried to run- and have failed. The Sith Queens and their Ladies are very protective of their secret haven. All females are of course welcome, but males...

Watch out!

Yet there have been males who have survived the test of bravery...

The Guardians, Striker and KT.
The Mechanic, Ace.
The Ewok mascot, Dev.
The Jester, Jedi_master.
And Brant, who...is just there.

Males, you are welcome to try, but beware what fate meets you. Once you past the test, you become a member of the Fortress for eternity!

And there have been other events as well:

The wedding between the Queen and her Guardian

KT, do you take this Woman, Jen, to be your wife in bannings and in flaming? In murderous rages, and in peaceful moments?

"I do."


Slaying OPPM dragons:

"I have found the dragon's haunt!" Idrelle cries while flying Rinaldo the Hippogriff.

But wait...

The dragon rises out of the haunt, breathing deadly fire. Rinaldo raises his talons. Idrelle raises her sword.

And collides with the fearsome OPPM dragon.


And just being there for one another:

Hey. Anyone. Can you give me some advice on what to do. My parents are being so annoying. Saying you shouldn't be on the comp so much, and no staying up late on the comp. Well Its in my room, my own comp, so what? Does it matter? Who cares. I am not doing anything bad, so whats up with them being so annoying? Don't they trust me? Anyone with advice, please let me know..

Ever wonder which couple was hotter?

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or

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Here at the Fortress we try to touch upon the topics come Star Wars fans might find to risque.

And, of course, we can not forget our Court Jester:

What did the farmer say when he realized his tractor was gone?

He said: "Where's my tractor?

Come visit us at the Fortress!