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Awards 2007 Before the Saga Awards Ceremony

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Before_Awards_Sock, Aug 4, 2007.

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  1. Before_Awards_Sock

    Before_Awards_Sock Before Sock for FanFic Awards star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    There's a yelp and suddenly Juliet316 is seen shoved onto the stage by a pair of hands that look suspiciously like Durhelediel's. "But I don't have the en?" The same hands throw a blue colored envelope at the anxious volunteer. Juliet groans as she picks it up and the microphone picks up her muttering, "She's going to pay for this?"

    Still not looking directly at the gathered crowd, Juliet hastily opens the envelope and clears her throat. "The?uh?next award is for Best Canon. Here are the nominees:

    Best Canon
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/25386574/p1/?51]Of Secrets and Padawans[/link] by dianethx
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/26481069/p1]The Wise[/link] by 1Yodimus_Prime
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=24157469&brd=10475&replies=8]Scorch[/link] by Charmisjess
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/24599924]The Living Gift[/link] by VaderLVR64
     
  2. Charmisjess

    Charmisjess Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Woot! Good luck, everyone! :D
     
  3. Nienna_Narmolanya

    Nienna_Narmolanya Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 5, 2005
    *enters the auditorium wearing a deep blue, floor length dress and takes a seat near the middle for the best view*

    Congratulations, Brentus! =D=
     
  4. jedidas3

    jedidas3 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Apr 25, 2007
    Congratulations Brentus!=D=
     
  5. Alley_Skywalker

    Alley_Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 27, 2005
    Congrats, Brentus!
     
  6. NiobeAsha

    NiobeAsha Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Mar 6, 2007
    Congratulations, Master! [:D]
     
  7. Before_Awards_Sock

    Before_Awards_Sock Before Sock for FanFic Awards star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    "And the winner of the 2007 Before Best Canon Award is:

    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/b/b1/24599924]The Living Gift[/link] by VaderLVR64

    Congratulations, VaderLVR64!
     
  8. Jaya Solo

    Jaya Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jul 12, 1999
    Congrats BrentusofGath and VaderLVR64!
     
  9. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 26, 2001
    Congrats, VaderLVR64.
     
  10. correllian_ale

    correllian_ale Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 20, 2005
    Congrats to BrentusofGath!

    EDIT: and VaderLVR!
     
  11. dianethx

    dianethx Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mar 1, 2002
    Congratulations, VaderLVR64! Well done.
     
  12. Lea-El

    Lea-El Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Aug 13, 2005
    Yay! Vady congrats.
     
  13. Alley_Skywalker

    Alley_Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 27, 2005
    Congratulations, VaderLVR64!
     
  14. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Congrats VaderLVR!!

    That was such a great story

    =D==D==D==D=
     
  15. Nienna_Narmolanya

    Nienna_Narmolanya Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 5, 2005
    Congrats, VaderLVR! =D=
     
  16. oqidaun

    oqidaun Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Eek! I'm late!
    Fortunately I'm wearing a rabbit costume so we'll just pretend this a tea party.

    CONGRATS to the first winners!!!!
     
  17. Before_Awards_Sock

    Before_Awards_Sock Before Sock for FanFic Awards star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    The Real Darth Revan ('The Real Slim Shady' Parody)


    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Darth Revan please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Darth Revan please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here . . .

    Y'all act like you never seen a Jedi-cum-Sith before
    Jaws all on the floor like Trask Ulgo just burst through the door
    And started orderin' you around worse than in-laws
    He was the first in the game, throwin you for a loop, was a shame
    It's the return of the . . . "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" (The Spire's under attack!?)

    And Bioware said . . . nothing you idiots!
    Bioware's gone, they're locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
    It's Obsidian from now on then
    (vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga)
    "Ex-Sith Lord, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, runnin' around grabbin' his you-know-what (Lightsaber?)
    Killin' all you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    Which'd explain why I didn't introduce Malak to a tight noose (when I had the chance)
    Sometimes, I wanna give him a slap on his big baldy head, but can't
    But it's cool for him to try to kill me times deuce

    Bastila's on your screen, Bastila's on your screen
    And if you're lucky, you might just see her being on me, keen
    And you'll forget about romances with other members of the team
    I expect you don't even know what Juhani really is anyway (A cat!?)
    Of course maybe I'll have gone the Dark Way
    By the time we hit Rakata Prime
    All my pals'll be History Channel won't they?
    I ain't nothing but a Jedi . . . Well, sometimes I'm a Sith
    Who enjoys nothing better than cutting up an innocent Bith
    But if me being male is really just a myth
    Then there's no reason that me and Carth can't have a lovers' tiff
    But if you feel like I feel, this is what one knows
    Bastila wave your bright yellow double-bladed lightsaber, sing the chorus and it goes:

    I'm Darth Revan, yes I'm the real Revan
    All you other Darth Revans are just imitating
    So won't the real Darth Revan please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    Guess we all have our own Darth Revan
    Kriff it, let's let them all stand up
     
  18. jedidas3

    jedidas3 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Congratulations VaderLVR64!
     
  19. Charmisjess

    Charmisjess Jedi Youngling star 3

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    YAY VaderLV!=D=

    ...and, oh my!
     
  20. Lea-El

    Lea-El Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Aug 13, 2005
    Oquidawn did you say a rabbit costume or a 'bunnie' costume?
     
  21. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 9

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    [face_dancing][face_laugh] at the Darth Revan song.
     
  22. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    I'm picturing all these Darth Revan lookalikes pouring down the aisles
     
  23. oqidaun

    oqidaun Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    a rabbit costume--you know, like the white rabbit. Ale was supposed to show up as Alice, but I've not see him yet.
     
  24. Alley_Skywalker

    Alley_Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    *waves to oqi*

    Hi, oqi! Glad you could make it :)
    Lol at the rabitt costume!
     
  25. Before_Awards_Sock

    Before_Awards_Sock Before Sock for FanFic Awards star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    Durhelediel strides purposefully up to the microphone, smoothing her sparkling blue dress as she does so. She gives the audience a smile, waves to a cloaked Dark Lord in the back who flashes a smile back at her, and cheerfully begins.

    "Hi everyone! Sorry for all the?um?mix-ups. We're having a little trouble finding our presenters. While my volunteers are dragged out of hiding and replacements are found, I'll do the next couple of awards for you.

    "And the next award up for grabs is for Best Action. Here are your nominees:

    Best Action
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/26013327/p1]The Heart of the Jedi[/link] by ardavenport
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/a/b9/25728489/]Holding the Line[/link] by Darth_Garak
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/26481069/p1/?59]The Wise[/link] 1Yodimus_Prime
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/a/b10475/23603777/]Atlas Astray[/link] by Art_of_War
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=26148905&brd=10475&start=27035812KA]Love Me Two Times[/link] by BrentusofGath
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/before_the_saga/b10475/25259413/p1/?89]The Game of Death[/link] by Glenstorm
     
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