JCC 2020 Wattos

I think our judges are stubborn enough to not let themselves be informed by the poll. Your vote will not make much difference; you need to speak directly to the judges.

You know one of them. He votes Yo Dog. Do you want Yo Dog to win? Do nothing.

 

at last. all of my life i've been waiting for a time when doing nothing would accomplish my goals. this is my moment.

 

All it takes for evil to triumph is for other evil people to do nothing, right?

 

UPDATE

Three hours to go until the second award is bestowed, and the second jury member is revealed!

Meanwhile, a thing I forgot to mention, or to bring back into memory. Or both. Or neither. Anyway, the first one to vote for the gif that ends up winning in each category gets colors for a month! Who voted for Free Cat first? @tom?

 

Hm, the jury member's late.
Probably writing his masterpiece.

 

Well I guess we know Pynchon’s not winning any Wattos.

 

"It was a dark and stormy Wattos edition"...

 

Is that a clue? Isn't that on @Rogue1-and-a-half 's avatar?

 

While we wait for our send judge, here's the final round with original GIFs. Next week, the three winners will face off against each other. This is



We had cats, we had dogs; all we needed was cats and dogs!

We'll do this the old way, without a jury, by popular vote.
Because the new way doesn't seem to be as good. The cat is out of the bag, it was stupid of me to try to put it back in. The Wattos are now yours. Hijack all you want.

NOMINEES FOR THE WATTO FOR BEST CAT AND DOG GIF
We've got:

SURF CAT




BASKETBALL CAT




COZY CAT




COZY DOG




FAMILY DOG




SLOW DOG




And finally..
RAMZA'S REVENGE



Poll will be up soon.

 

No hijacking from me. That was a one off. Although if you want to buy me out. I have no soul. So buy away.

 

Aw, cozy dog is so polite! Surf cat is quite confident, though.

 

Hi Oscars, you know your giant **** up?

hold my multiple beers.

 

The Slow Dog gif looks cute and adorable.

 

All right, yes, hello. It's me. Your second judge. And look, I'm in no mood for any foolishness. Let's do the quick countdown. The nominees, once again:






And, yes, I posted them in that order for a reason. Because, yes, Tumble Dog is indeed the winner!

And why? Why is that? Well, I'll you why. SEX.

That's right, sex sells these days. Look at Yo Dog. Look into his soulful eyes. Commune with this living being on an emotional level. Yo Dog speaks to us of true emotions: surprise, consternation, bewilderment. Yo Dog is a gif about the soul. But who cares about that? Who cares about emotions? Who cares about truth? Who cares about art? No one. NO ONE. Let's just watch someone rub their genitals all over everything. Talk to me about Tumble Dog's soul, about his emotions. YOU CAN'T. And why not? Because the only thing he's feeling is funny sensations all over his privates.

Allow me to share some footage from the behind the scenes conversation that produced this victory for Sex Dog. Footage of the two judges who swung the victory to Tumble Dog once the votes were tallied. Ben, it should be noted, voted with me, for Yo Dog. Here are the two weirdos who liked Tumble Dog.



I rest my case. Sex Dog is a gif for degenerates. And you'd think one of them would be better than that. The other one? Look, he's a pervert and we all know it. You'll meet him next week. But the one who cast the final vote. Yeah, you'd think he'd be better than this.

Well, whatever. Come get your trophy, Tumble Dog. All right, here he comes up the stairs to the podium. And here you . . . wait, no, come on over here, don't turn around. What are you d-


Yeah, okay, great. We'll just . . . oh, here he comes again, I guess that was a victory tumble. And here's your -


He's just going to keep doing it, isn't he?



You know what? That is kind of adorable actually.


Okay, aw, that's cute. Good dog. That's a good dog. Gooood dog. TEAM TUMBLE DOG! YES!

 

Hey, I guessed right!

Personally, I voted for tumble dog because of the cuteness and fun he embodied. Also, you could tell that he'd done that before with that well practiced little jump off the stairs at the end.

 

I just voted for him because of the name. Liked it more than the rest. Of course back then the gifs didn’t even work for me. So that’s all I could go off of. Once I actually saw the gifs I knew I had made the right choice in voting for him as soon as I saw the poll go live.

 

No love for Lazy/Flexy dog. Hmph!

 

Grammar has never been my style.

 

I stand vindicated.

 

Sorry, the overwhelming cuteness of Slow Dog compels me.