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JCC 2020 Wattos

Discussion in 'Community' started by SuperWatto, Jan 8, 2020.

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The Wattos 2020 - Best Overall

  1. Free Cat

    69.4%
  2. Tumble Dog

    16.7%
  3. Basketball Cat

    13.9%
  1. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Chosen One star 6

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    Jul 11, 2003
    It certainly is not!

    It is merely the sort of slander we use to warm up to the good stuff.

    If you look at the clearly misnamed "Free Cat" gif you will see the cat is not making a break for freedom at all. It is leaping over the kind of safety railing installed to stop babies from falling down stairs in order to break into an upstairs room. And of course it walks past the food on the floor, which is obviously a desperate last decoy to distract so-called Free Cat from its true objective.

    Free Cat eats babies. You know in your hearts that this is true.
     
    MrZAP, Sarge, mnjedi and 2 others like this.
  2. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Chosen One star 7

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    Apr 14, 2009
    I fail to see the negatives in population control.

    Free Cat is trying to save the environment.
     
    MrZAP, harpua, mnjedi and 2 others like this.
  3. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    it is a free cat. free to go from the stairs to the kitchen. free to go anywhere in the house.
     
  4. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Chosen One star 6

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    Jul 11, 2003
    Free to eat your children and then laugh about it with its friends.
     
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  5. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Chosen One star 7

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    Apr 14, 2009
    And maintaining our freedom to enjoy a healthy planet for responsibly sized generations to come.
     
  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    is there anything he can't do? free cat is the hero we need right now.
     
  7. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    PAWS
     
    Sarge, Juliet316, harpua and 3 others like this.
  8. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Chosen One star 7

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    Apr 14, 2009
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    GO CAT
     
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  10. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    Mar 22, 2003
    you say that like it's a bad thing.
     
  11. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    Mar 22, 2003
    who wasn't in 12 Angry Men.
     
  12. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    he was in the 90's version. henry fonda played the same part in the 50's version.
     
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  13. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Mar 9, 2003
    Free Cat can jump high? So what? That's easy. Let me show you how it's done. Eh **** it.

    [​IMG]
     
    MrZAP, Sarge, Pensivia and 7 others like this.
  14. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    I thought tom had concrete catted that, but then he escaped :cool:
     
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  15. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Chosen One star 7

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    Apr 14, 2009
    S/he tried to do a Free Cat, but bounced off the sideboard like a Concrete Cat.
     
  16. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 2, 2000
    As much as I love Free Cat and admire Concrete Cat (yes, it's true), I feel that I almost respect this one the most.
     
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  17. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    Try Once Cat has assessed the situation, and assessed it accurately. Would that free cat voters were as wise.
     
  18. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    Mar 22, 2003
    Well there you go : the forgotten remake, 'nuff said.
     
  19. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Sep 19, 2000
    Parkour... parcour... what kind of language is that?
    I don't mind changing the name, but that's not a word I would have chosen.
    I think we should consult @Lordban.
     
  20. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Concrete cat’s owner

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2020
  21. Lordban

    Lordban Isildur's Bane star 7

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    Nov 9, 2000
    There's no parcours involved here :p
     
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  22. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Feb 18, 2005
    Fake cat. Love the cat burning tile.
     
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  23. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Chosen One star 7

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    Apr 14, 2009
    He flies through the air with the greatest of ease,
    His graceful leap is certain to please,
    All his rivals are infested with fleas,
    So vote for the freest of cats.
     
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  24. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    Concrete cat should remain Concrete cat. It’s unfortunate that despite its class, intelligence and skill some of our fellow besties overlooked it merely because of its name.

    On a positive note, at least if the all style, no substance of free cat goes through to the next round, maybe 2020 might just be year of the dog.

    Cat lovers, rally round and support the only feline option worthy of going all the way in this year’s Watto’s.

    Change your vote, and put your faith in a moggy with character. A moggy who has shown he has the determination to overcome any obstacles - not just a two foot child’s safety gate.

    Vote concrete cat - the people’s cat.
     
  25. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005