JCC 2021 Wattos

And even if, which I do not for a moment believe, the JCC or a large part of it were subjugated and voting for other GIFs, then our Whompire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Navy Seals, would carry on the struggle, until, in Whomp’s good time, the New Whomp, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

 

It’s like that old Ionesco quote: “God is dead. Marx is dead. And Whomp Seal, oof, fuhgeddaboutit.” Quite the impressive foresight, to be sure.

 

I have not yet begun to whomp!

 

Slide Elephant > Whomp.

 

I’d like to encourage all the biter voters to join me in voting for um, whatever cat this is, we will have our revenge.

 

Quick vote. Who wants slide Elephant replaced by Whomp Seal?

 

Me

 

Whomp Seal lost fair and square.

 

quick vote who wants all of the choices replaced by paddle dog?

 

slide elephant and whomp seal are the same, just a couple of fatties.

y'know I remember when the wattos meant something , you had cool cat , who defied convention , didn't give a **** . Now we got lazy slobs thinking the world owes them something, sheee-it

 

But bein' this is a 500 pound seal, the most powerful whomper in the world, and it'll whomp your head flat, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?

 

Oh, the poll closed.

ski dog....you went straight into a tree. You are the whompest link, goodbye.

 

@heels1785 , can you please create the very last poll for us?
The finals.
Slide Elephant, Duck Off Cat, Stabby Crabby... and Whomp Seal.

 

Slide, slide, slip and sliiiiiiiide elephant!

 

Somehow Whomp Seal has returned

 

And is still losing

 

Really?

 

Lazy old Diggy.



THE FINALS

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Slide Elephant



Duck Off Cat



Stabby Crabby



...and Whomp Seal!

 

If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, shall we not whomp?

 

Though I still do really like slide elephant too...when does the poll close? I need to know how long I can procrastinate this important decision.

 

The poll doesn’t have an expiration.cut off time is when The Wattos 2022 begin.

 

Go for the throat Stabby!