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JCC 2021 Wattos

Discussion in 'Community' started by SuperWatto, Mar 13, 2021.

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The Wattos 2021, Final Round!

Poll closed Apr 14, 2021.
  1. Slide Elephant

    18.8%
  2. Duck Off Cat

    12.5%
  3. Stabby Crabby

    18.8%
  4. Whomp Seal

    50.0%
  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Oct 4, 1998
    We few, we happy few, we band of whompers;
    For he to-day that whomps his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so crabby,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in JCC now a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs'd they did not vote,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That whomped with us upon Saint Watto's day.
     
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  2. AutumnLight91

    AutumnLight91 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 17, 2018
    ...are we seriously doing this? Adding in an option that lost?

    I mean it's better than the crab but still...
     
  3. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

    Registered:
    Nov 9, 2000
    Whomp Seal has the support of the people, Comrade.
     
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  4. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
    Well, you're not.
     
  5. AutumnLight91

    AutumnLight91 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 17, 2018
    Correct. I'm staying with the elephant provided there can be a push for it
     
  6. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Force Ghost star 4

    Registered:
    Oct 13, 2000
    Terrible. Just terrible.

    **** Whomp Seal. The only good Seal is one singing "Kissed By A Rose."
     
  7. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
     
  8. Pensivia

    Pensivia Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 24, 2013
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

    Registered:
    Jul 13, 2008
    You can tell Henry V is a middle play because that speech only has one sex joke.
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2021
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  10. Pensivia

    Pensivia Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 24, 2013
    But that's the beauty of Slide Elephant...she (or he?) NEEDS NO PUSH!
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2021
  11. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Force Ghost star 4

    Registered:
    Oct 13, 2000
    A Whomp Seal walks into a club...

    BAM

    Fur coat.
     
  12. Pensivia

    Pensivia Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 24, 2013
    lol, just realized that this was me above:

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2021
  13. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 4, 2012
    The fraudulence of the whole situation is a major selling point to me.
     
  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Oct 4, 1998
    We'll whomp 'em back into the stone age.
     
  15. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

    Registered:
    Nov 9, 2000
    It's fraudulent AND it's a great underdog story.
     
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  16. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

    Registered:
    Jul 13, 2008
    I dunno why you felt the need to point out it was an underdog story twice.
     
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  17. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

    Registered:
    Nov 9, 2000
    That, too, is fraudulent: you quoting me did the second instance of pointing out :p
     
  18. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

    Registered:
    Jul 13, 2008
    Yes, it's all very meta. Whompin' people over the head with layers.
     
  19. Pensivia

    Pensivia Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 24, 2013
    For the moment, I have voted for Slide Elephant, but I really enjoy the passion of the Whomp Seal hard-core fan base. Whomp Seal should probably win just on the basis of @Sarge's musical and literary tributes alone!
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2021
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  20. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

    Registered:
    Nov 9, 2000
    I already have a headache, thank you... x)
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2021
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  21. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
    What we're really after is the four-hour version that's rumored to exist.
     
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  22. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Three whomps for the slide elephants on their muddy hills
    Seven for the Stabby crabs and their long knives
    Nine for the duck off cats, doomed to kick
    One for the Seal lord on his Seal throne
    One whomp to rule them all, one whomp to find them
    One whomp to bring them all, and in the wattos bind them
    In the land of Whompdor, where the Shadows lie
     
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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Oct 4, 1998
    Go ahead and slide your elephant
    Go ahead and kick a duck
    Do it in the name of Watto
    You can vote for it in the end
    There won't be any crabby stabbing
    Come the judgment day
    On the bloody morning after
    One tin Whomp Seal rides away
     
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  24. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Bonanza Winner & 9X Hangman Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Slay the competition Stabby Crabby!
     
  25. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Bonanza Winner & 9X Hangman Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Apr 27, 2005
    Were the Whomp Seal supporters so scared that they shut down the boards?