We few, we happy few, we band of whompers; For he to-day that whomps his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so crabby, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen in JCC now a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they did not vote, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That whomped with us upon Saint Watto's day.
...are we seriously doing this? Adding in an option that lost? I mean it's better than the crab but still...
For the moment, I have voted for Slide Elephant, but I really enjoy the passion of the Whomp Seal hard-core fan base. Whomp Seal should probably win just on the basis of @Sarge's musical and literary tributes alone!
Three whomps for the slide elephants on their muddy hills Seven for the Stabby crabs and their long knives Nine for the duck off cats, doomed to kick One for the Seal lord on his Seal throne One whomp to rule them all, one whomp to find them One whomp to bring them all, and in the wattos bind them In the land of Whompdor, where the Shadows lie
Go ahead and slide your elephant Go ahead and kick a duck Do it in the name of Watto You can vote for it in the end There won't be any crabby stabbing Come the judgment day On the bloody morning after One tin Whomp Seal rides away