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JCC 2021 Wattos

Discussion in 'Community' started by SuperWatto, Mar 13, 2021.

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The Wattos 2021, Final Round!

Poll closed Apr 14, 2021.
  1. Slide Elephant

    18.8%
  2. Duck Off Cat

    12.5%
  3. Stabby Crabby

    18.8%
  4. Whomp Seal

    50.0%
  1. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    My current vote is for Duck Off Cat, but I would also find Slide Elephant or Whomp Seal acceptable.* I am willing to listen to all reasonable offers. I mean arguments. Okay no, I mean offers.

    *Save your breath, crabby stabbers. That gif is an abomination.
     
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  2. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Whomp Seal is all things to all people. By joining our push to #ReleaseTheWhompCut, you can be part of something much bigger than yourself - namely, a big seal. Just a big old Whompy seal.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    What's with the cheating? Why bother voting when you know they're not even counted.

    Maybe a name change to the Trumpies would be better.
     
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  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    it's better that paddle dog isn't around for this. he was too pure for this world.
     
  5. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    The ultimate punishment for Watto, move it to Fun and Games.
     
  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    I think that erroneously implies that the Wattos are Fun and/or a Game, as opposed to a deadly serious, earth-shattering event.
     
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  7. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    lololol
    dying lolololol
     
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  8. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 22, 2005
    Is it fun? is it a game?

    [face_thinking]
     
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  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    [​IMG]
     
  10. FatBurt

    FatBurt Chosen One star 6

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    Jul 21, 2003
    I have been away for a few day because of reasons

    Whomp Seal winning makes me feel content

    The fact that Stabby Crabby has the same amount of votes as Slide Elephant is wrong and those Crab fans should feel ashamed!
     
  11. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    Mar 22, 2003
    I used to bullseye Womp-seals in my T-16 back home.
     
  12. Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid

    Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid Force Ghost star 5

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    Mar 13, 2014
    Haha. Won’t work. There is a special filter on Fun and Games that won’t let Watto post there.
     
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  13. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    I voted for the good elephant picture. Which somehow lost to these abominations.
     
  14. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sep 19, 2000
    "Picture"
     
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    All abominations must be whomped.
     
  16. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

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    Nov 9, 2000
    Whompin' our way to victory [face_party]
     
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  17. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Keep on whompin in the free world, I say.
     
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  18. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sep 29, 2005
    One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, whomp
    Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, whomp
    Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, whomp
    We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight

    Put your glad rags on and join me, hon'
    We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one
    We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
    We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
    We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

    When the clock strikes two, three and four
    If the seal slows down we'll yell for more
    We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
    We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
    We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

    When the chimes ring five, six and seven
    We'll be right in seventh heaven
    We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
    We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
    We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

    When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too
    I'll be goin' strong and so will you
    We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
    We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
    We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

    When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then
    Start a whompin' round the clock again
    We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
    We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
    We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight
     
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  19. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Sliding down a hill? That's a whompin'

    Kicking a duck? That's a whompin'

    Waving a knife? That's a whompin'

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Nov 4, 2012
    Pummel Pachyderm was indeed robbed.
     
  21. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    What? Photograph?
     
  22. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    Mar 22, 2003
    wocky can you see a moving picture?
     
  23. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Whomp Seal only won with 50% of the vote? I think the reason for this is obvious - SuperWatto deliberately tried to sabotage Whomp Seal, and it was solely thanks to the proliferation of the #ReleaseTheWhompCut hashtag that Whomp Seal ever stood a chance. Now, some of you might contend that because SuperWatto made Whomp Seal eligible again in the first place, and voted for it, he obviously wanted it to succeed. This is clearly false, because there were no posts from SuperWatto for Whomp Seal. Some people may believe they saw plenty of posts from SuperWatto for Whomp Seal, but when you really think about it, didn't you not see any posts? I know I didn't. And that's how proof works. #RestoreTheWhompverse
     
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  24. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Force Ghost star 6

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    Dec 22, 2015
    Come on. Secretly you love Whomp Seal.
    You should pick Whomp Seal as your avatar and rename yourself to Jabba-Whompy.
    You will love it. trust me.
     
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2021
  25. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Eyewitnesses account of how Whomp seal got into the final round:

    Stabby went to the wattos
    He was looking for some votes to steal
    He was way behind, he was out of time
    He was willing to make a deal
    When he came across a young steal
    Whompin on a fiddle and whompin it hot
    Stabby jumped up on a hickory stump
    And said Seal let me tell you what!

    I guess you didn’t know it, but I’ve whomped a time or two
    And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
    Now you whomp a pretty good fiddle seal, but give ol’ Stabby his due
    I’ll bet this watto of gold against your votes
    Cause I think I whomp better than you

    The seal said my names Whompy, and it might be a sin
    But I’ll take your deal, so it can reveal
    I’m the best gif there’s ever been
     
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2021