My current vote is for Duck Off Cat, but I would also find Slide Elephant or Whomp Seal acceptable.* I am willing to listen to all reasonable offers. I mean arguments. Okay no, I mean offers. *Save your breath, crabby stabbers. That gif is an abomination.
Whomp Seal is all things to all people. By joining our push to #ReleaseTheWhompCut, you can be part of something much bigger than yourself - namely, a big seal. Just a big old Whompy seal.
What's with the cheating? Why bother voting when you know they're not even counted. Maybe a name change to the Trumpies would be better.
I think that erroneously implies that the Wattos are Fun and/or a Game, as opposed to a deadly serious, earth-shattering event.
I have been away for a few day because of reasons Whomp Seal winning makes me feel content The fact that Stabby Crabby has the same amount of votes as Slide Elephant is wrong and those Crab fans should feel ashamed!
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, whomp Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, whomp Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, whomp We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight Put your glad rags on and join me, hon' We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight When the clock strikes two, three and four If the seal slows down we'll yell for more We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight When the chimes ring five, six and seven We'll be right in seventh heaven We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too I'll be goin' strong and so will you We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then Start a whompin' round the clock again We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight
Sliding down a hill? That's a whompin' Kicking a duck? That's a whompin' Waving a knife? That's a whompin'
Whomp Seal only won with 50% of the vote? I think the reason for this is obvious - SuperWatto deliberately tried to sabotage Whomp Seal, and it was solely thanks to the proliferation of the #ReleaseTheWhompCut hashtag that Whomp Seal ever stood a chance. Now, some of you might contend that because SuperWatto made Whomp Seal eligible again in the first place, and voted for it, he obviously wanted it to succeed. This is clearly false, because there were no posts from SuperWatto for Whomp Seal. Some people may believe they saw plenty of posts from SuperWatto for Whomp Seal, but when you really think about it, didn't you not see any posts? I know I didn't. And that's how proof works. #RestoreTheWhompverse
Come on. Secretly you love Whomp Seal. You should pick Whomp Seal as your avatar and rename yourself to Jabba-Whompy. You will love it. trust me.
Eyewitnesses account of how Whomp seal got into the final round: Stabby went to the wattos He was looking for some votes to steal He was way behind, he was out of time He was willing to make a deal When he came across a young steal Whompin on a fiddle and whompin it hot Stabby jumped up on a hickory stump And said Seal let me tell you what! I guess you didn’t know it, but I’ve whomped a time or two And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you Now you whomp a pretty good fiddle seal, but give ol’ Stabby his due I’ll bet this watto of gold against your votes Cause I think I whomp better than you The seal said my names Whompy, and it might be a sin But I’ll take your deal, so it can reveal I’m the best gif there’s ever been
