My current vote is for Duck Off Cat, but I would also find Slide Elephant or Whomp Seal acceptable.* I am willing to listen to all reasonable offers. I mean arguments. Okay no, I mean offers.

*Save your breath, crabby stabbers. That gif is an abomination.

 

Whomp Seal is all things to all people. By joining our push to #ReleaseTheWhompCut, you can be part of something much bigger than yourself - namely, a big seal. Just a big old Whompy seal.

 

it's better that paddle dog isn't around for this. he was too pure for this world.

 

The ultimate punishment for Watto, move it to Fun and Games.

 

I think that erroneously implies that the Wattos are Fun and/or a Game, as opposed to a deadly serious, earth-shattering event.

 

Is it fun? is it a game?

 

I have been away for a few day because of reasons

Whomp Seal winning makes me feel content

The fact that Stabby Crabby has the same amount of votes as Slide Elephant is wrong and those Crab fans should feel ashamed!

 

I used to bullseye Womp-seals in my T-16 back home.

 

Haha. Won’t work. There is a special filter on Fun and Games that won’t let Watto post there.

 

I voted for the good elephant picture. Which somehow lost to these abominations.

 

"Picture"

 

All abominations must be whomped.

 

Whompin' our way to victory

 

Keep on whompin in the free world, I say.

 

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, whomp
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, whomp
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, whomp
We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight

Put your glad rags on and join me, hon'
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one
We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

When the clock strikes two, three and four
If the seal slows down we'll yell for more
We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

When the chimes ring five, six and seven
We'll be right in seventh heaven
We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too
I'll be goin' strong and so will you
We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then
Start a whompin' round the clock again
We're gonna whomp around the clock tonight
We're gonna whomp, whomp, whomp, 'til broad daylight
We're gonna whomp, gonna whomp, around the clock tonight

 

Sliding down a hill? That's a whompin'

Kicking a duck? That's a whompin'

Waving a knife? That's a whompin'

 

Pummel Pachyderm was indeed robbed.

 

What? Photograph?

 

wocky can you see a moving picture?

 

Whomp Seal only won with 50% of the vote? I think the reason for this is obvious - SuperWatto deliberately tried to sabotage Whomp Seal, and it was solely thanks to the proliferation of the #ReleaseTheWhompCut hashtag that Whomp Seal ever stood a chance. Now, some of you might contend that because SuperWatto made Whomp Seal eligible again in the first place, and voted for it, he obviously wanted it to succeed. This is clearly false, because there were no posts from SuperWatto for Whomp Seal. Some people may believe they saw plenty of posts from SuperWatto for Whomp Seal, but when you really think about it, didn't you not see any posts? I know I didn't. And that's how proof works. #RestoreTheWhompverse

 

Come on. Secretly you love Whomp Seal.
You should pick Whomp Seal as your avatar and rename yourself to Jabba-Whompy.
You will love it. trust me.

 

Eyewitnesses account of how Whomp seal got into the final round:

Stabby went to the wattos
He was looking for some votes to steal
He was way behind, he was out of time
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across a young steal
Whompin on a fiddle and whompin it hot
Stabby jumped up on a hickory stump
And said Seal let me tell you what!

I guess you didn’t know it, but I’ve whomped a time or two
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
Now you whomp a pretty good fiddle seal, but give ol’ Stabby his due
I’ll bet this watto of gold against your votes
Cause I think I whomp better than you

The seal said my names Whompy, and it might be a sin
But I’ll take your deal, so it can reveal
I’m the best gif there’s ever been