Discussion in 'Community' started by SuperWatto, Mar 13, 2021.
Ah, to finally be on the winning side of the 2021 Wattos.
The one time it mattered
THE 2021 WATTO FOR BEST GIF
Not to Slide Elephant
Not to Duck Off Cat either
Sorry, Stabby Crabby, not you
...but to Whomp Seal!
Thanks for participating, everyone!
A very worthy winner!
And there we have it folks, another election that indisputably proves why the electoral college is key to democracy and freedom. God bless America.
So, you were secretly a Trump supporter all along!
It's been a whompin'.
2017 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: MONKEY LOVE
2018 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: SNOW CAT SURPRISE DOG
2019 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: COOL CAT
2020 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: FREE CAT
2020 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: WHOMP SEAL
*fondly remembers cool cat*
I've taken my whomps
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and Wattos
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No elephant slide
I consider it a challenge before
The feline race
And I ain't gonna hide
And we mean to whomp on and on and on and on
We are the whompions, my friends
And we'll keep on whomping till the end
We are the whompions
We are the whompions
No time for stab crabs
'Cause we are the whompions of the web
Yes, never more will I doubt the pure democracy of this voting institution, now that it has finally produced a worthy winner.
Saving this for next year.
Democracy in this forum is the equivalent to Palpatine being chancellor
Next year? You mean we're going to have to do this again?
Finally? FREE CAT RULES ALL.
I concede that Whomp Seal won. I even voted for Whomp Seal at one point.
Don’t you remember? We’ve always been here.
Already Manager Emeritus in 1921, that's me
Watergate was nothing compared to this.
*stabby crabby goes on a rampage against Whomp Seal*
Yeah, that would last about two whomps. And then flatty crabby.
This has been almost a parody of hilariously bad Wattos that have happened in years past. It's a grotesque mockery of Wattos that used to be merely bad and now are badly bad. Just overall a waste of an award that just shoves into your face how hollow this gilded charade of an accolade is.
I never should have expected anything less, though, so it really is on me!
Win or lose, Whomp Seal will always whomp on majestically in our hearts, yea, in our very souls. But with this win, we can now be assured that Whomp Seal will whomp on through the pages of history, forever. When we are long gone, still will he whomp, preserved for our children’s children. Always and forever, they will be able to say that yea, in fair 2021 Whomp Seal whomped his way to victory. He will be preserved forever as part of our cultural heritage, whomping on down into the eons. Long, long may he whomp, brothers and sisters. Long shall he whomp.
That's the best praise the Wattos Academy ever got, Book.
@heels1785 , you can relieve me of my colors now.
Everyone thank heels because he really once again did all the actual work.
**** off heelsy,you empty vessel.
Whomping down, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my gut
Just a seal and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You trade your ideals for cheap votes
Don't lose your grip on the whomps of the past
You must whomp just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the whomp seal
It's the thrill of the vote
Rising up to the challenge of the Wattos
And the last known survivor
Stabs the crab in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the whomp seal