THE 2021 WATTO FOR BEST GIF GOES TO Not to Slide Elephant Not to Duck Off Cat either Sorry, Stabby Crabby, not you ...but to Whomp Seal! Richly deserved. Thanks for participating, everyone!
And there we have it folks, another election that indisputably proves why the electoral college is key to democracy and freedom. God bless America.
It's been a whompin'. 2017 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: MONKEY LOVE 2018 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: SNOW CAT SURPRISE DOG 2019 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: COOL CAT 2020 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: FREE CAT 2020 WATTO FOR BEST GIF: WHOMP SEAL
I've taken my whomps And my curtain calls You brought me fame and Wattos And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses No elephant slide I consider it a challenge before The feline race And I ain't gonna hide And we mean to whomp on and on and on and on We are the whompions, my friends And we'll keep on whomping till the end We are the whompions We are the whompions No time for stab crabs 'Cause we are the whompions of the web
Yes, never more will I doubt the pure democracy of this voting institution, now that it has finally produced a worthy winner.
Finally? FREE CAT RULES ALL. I concede that Whomp Seal won. I even voted for Whomp Seal at one point.
This has been almost a parody of hilariously bad Wattos that have happened in years past. It's a grotesque mockery of Wattos that used to be merely bad and now are badly bad. Just overall a waste of an award that just shoves into your face how hollow this gilded charade of an accolade is. I never should have expected anything less, though, so it really is on me!
Win or lose, Whomp Seal will always whomp on majestically in our hearts, yea, in our very souls. But with this win, we can now be assured that Whomp Seal will whomp on through the pages of history, forever. When we are long gone, still will he whomp, preserved for our children’s children. Always and forever, they will be able to say that yea, in fair 2021 Whomp Seal whomped his way to victory. He will be preserved forever as part of our cultural heritage, whomping on down into the eons. Long, long may he whomp, brothers and sisters. Long shall he whomp.
That's the best praise the Wattos Academy ever got, Book. @heels1785 , you can relieve me of my colors now. Everyone thank heels because he really once again did all the actual work.
Whomping down, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my gut Just a seal and his will to survive So many times it happens too fast You trade your ideals for cheap votes Don't lose your grip on the whomps of the past You must whomp just to keep them alive It's the eye of the whomp seal It's the thrill of the vote Rising up to the challenge of the Wattos And the last known survivor Stabs the crab in the night And he's watching us all with the eye of the whomp seal
