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JCC $5 footlong [possible child pr0n] {wacky news?}

Discussion in 'Community' started by vin, Jul 7, 2015.

  1. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    Indeed. It's spelled like this: Potbelly's
     
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  2. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Well I guess I'll go to City Wok from now on if I want to lose weight.
     
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  3. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

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    Can't take credit for this one, as it popped up on my Twitter feed.

    "Federal Jog" is an anagram of "Jared Fogle", and fitting, as that's what he'll have to do to keep from getting a "$5 foot long" while he's in prison.
     
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  4. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    oh there were definitely some happy endings with those two
     
  5. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    For what it's worth, I always got a bit of a creeper vibe from Jared. Not that I knew he was a pedo or anything. Just, something was off.
     
  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Well maybe Jared's wife will have a happy ending if she cleans him out in the divorce she's filing for.
     
  7. darth-sinister

    darth-sinister Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That's a given. It's not just those who have had hidden secrets now brought to life. Take Robin Williams, for instance. Last year, he committed suicide. Twenty years ago, you wouldn't have believed that would happen. You'd figure, this person would go on to life a relatively normal life and die of natural causes down the line. You wouldn't expect a tragedy in his case, or in this case, a disgusting and disturbing action that was committed.
     
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  8. CT1138

    CT1138 Jedi Master star 4

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    Or White Castle. That place will clean out your colon.
     
  9. SithSense

    SithSense Force Ghost star 4

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  10. TiniTinyTony

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  11. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 6

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    Oh these bad jokes remind me of the bad jokes about Sergei Fedorov dating a 16 year old Anna Kournikova.
     
  12. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    Ok, I lol'd at the last pic.
     
  13. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    To quote someone on Reddit:

    "We heard you hate rapists, so we made a rape joke about a rapist so you could laugh about rape while you're mad about rape." -NY Post
     
  14. SithSense

    SithSense Force Ghost star 4

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  15. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I for one can't wait for the movie version of this whole thing. Jason Segal as Jared.
     
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  16. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    [​IMG]

    Welp... I'm going to hell now.
     
  17. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    In a future South Park episode, it'll turn out that he actually gets turned on minErs
     
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  18. CT1138

    CT1138 Jedi Master star 4

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    We're all going to Hell now.
     
  19. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    No. We didn't do it. So it'll just be Purgatory.
     
  20. darth-sinister

    darth-sinister Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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