Victoria. BC A communications distruption can mean only one thing.......

INVASION!



As the mist slowly clears from the valley, silloetted high on a distant hill stand the shape of LordVaderFF, behind him the other members of the Victorian, Australia Fan Force

"The time has come my brothers....the Canadian Fan Force has been flaunting their Maple Syrup and their Pancakes with Bacon at us for far too long...Prepare to attack!"

LordVaderFF loads his Koala Cannon and takes aim............


FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*sits atop a horse and waves her sword menacingly*


Hi Canadia! We're going to take your pancakes now, ok?

 

*Loads Kangaroo Catapult*

I think they're asleep PS.....should we just try a sneak attack?

 

I don't like bacon so you can have mine, but I'll keep the pancakes and maple syrup.

 

Well, I do like bacon... Thanks padawanlissa, I shall spare your pancakes!


LV, I think maybe we should go round the back and sneak in, take the pancakes, spill the syrup on the floor and leave the door open!

 

*Erects Cardboard Cut-Outs of himself & PS on the hilltop*

Right, they'll be distracted, so we can sneak round back, raid the Kitchen, and fill their boots with Maple Syrup.

*sneaks off down the hill*

 

Nooo!!!

*starts eating all the pancakes and syrup before they are stolen*

 

All part of our cunning plan...now they'll be too loaded down with Pancakes to run.

Muuuwwhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

I'm HawkNC and I approve of this war.

//steals a pancake

 

Oh my, how delicious!


*sneaks in back door*

*catches padawanlissa eating the pancakes*

*draws hoopsnake throwing blades*

I'll trade you this packet of timtams for some pancakes

 

I don't know about tyrant-sanctioned war?

 

Your TYRANTESS demands participation, Boogs

 

*Flips MerrSonn from holster*

Victory will be sweet...sweet and full of syrupy goodness...

I love the smell of burning pancakes in the morning...

 

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Oh no !!! it's an invasion !!!

 

"I love the smell of Pancakes in the morning"


*Keeps a close eye on padawanlissa*

Careful...she could be packing a Waffle Iron.

 

*makes a cave and climbs in, bringing as much pancakes and syrup as possible and covers the entrance to the cave*

Why would I need to bring a waffle iron? I thought you just wanted our pancakes, not our waffles too.

 

Waffles...pancakes...really, its just your delicious food we want.

And maybe your beer. I hear that's alright too...

 

I'm only 14. I don't have beer.

*grabs a waffle iron*

 

I AM WAFFLE MAN!!!!!!!


Quick PS...she's covered the cave entrance with Pancakes...we can eat our way in.


*chomp chomp chomp*

 

Ah, LordVader, I believe I have a more...direct...solution.

*grins evilly, plants several mines at the cave entrance, and backs away*

 

Oh noes!!!1!11

we have to stop the aussies before they gain a foothold on Canadian soil!

Quickly! We must stop them at Vancouver!

8!!!!

 

*almighty kaboom*

Oooh, now the pancakes are warm!


*begins to eat through Canada's defences*

 

FOCL.....love it.


WE shall eat our way through Canada...such is my pledge.

"Friends, Australian, Countrymen (and women), lend me your appetite..."

 

"Desperate."

Look, my fellow Canadian Fan Force. We've been invaded. We must retaliate.

"Conspiratorial smile lights her face. She gestures to her comrades."


<stage whisper to fellow Canadians> Our plan is working. By the time they reach Toronto they'll have consumed so many pancakes and syrup (and waffles), they won't even be able to ROLL! They'll be easy marks --- er --- targets! Keep flipping those pancakes. Prepare to surround them and pick them off as they settle in for their final feast.

<Louder> My friends, what shall we do? This is terrible. All is lost!

 

That won't deter us! We'll get LIPOSUCTION!!!