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Discussion in 'Archive: Scotland' started by westford, Sep 7, 2002.

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  1. westford

    westford Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey coola down, lady," said the main. "I justa tell my friend how to spell Mississippi."
     
    westford, Sep 7, 2002
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  2. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    Gah...

    I thought this thread was about the Scotland football team under Herr Vogts! ;) :p
     
    Az-Azzameen, Sep 7, 2002
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  3. Charis

    Charis Jedi Youngling star 6

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    LOL! Thanks Westy :)
     
    Charis, Sep 8, 2002
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    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] westy.
     
    death-sticks, Sep 16, 2002
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