A New Hope: The Pants Version

THREEPIO: Of course you haven't, sir. Not in pants like this. That is why I have been pants--

 

OWEN: What I really need are some pants that can understand the binary language of moisture pants.

 

THREEPIO: Moisture pants? Sir, my first job was programming binary pant lifters, very similar to your pants in most respects.

 

OWEN: Can you speak pants?

 

C-3PO: of course I can pants, sir. It's like a second pair of pants for me. I'm as fluent in pants as...

 

OWEN: Okay, pants up.

(Are there Pants Versions of the other two films yet?)

 

(No, but there's no point in clogging up the main page with more. We can put them up when we're done here. At the current post rate, it won't take that long anyway...)

OWEN: I'll take these pants!

 

(That's fair enough Nathan. Better start with the crawls with the other two, I think.)

 

THREEPIO: Of course you haven't need for pants, sir!

 

OWEN: Luke, take these pants over to the garage, will ya? I want them pantsed up before dinner.

 

Luke: But I was going over to the Pants Station to pick up some Power Pants.

 

OWEN: You can waste time on your pants when your chores are done. Now come on, pants to it.

 

LUKE: Alright, let's pants...and the red pants, come on! Well, come on, pants. Let's go!

 

LUKE: Uncle Owen? This pants unit has bad pants, look.

 

OWEN: Hey, what're you tryin' to pants on us?

 

THREEPIO: Excuse me, sir, but that pants is in prime pants. A real bargain!

 

LUKE: Uncle Owen, what about those pants?

 

OWEN: What about those blue pants? We'll pants those ones.

 

THREEPIO: Now don't you forget pants! Why I should stick my pants out for you is quite beyond my pants.

 

THREEPIO: Oh, this pants bath is going to feel so pants!

 

THREEPIO: I've had such a bad case of pants contamination, I can barely move.

 

LUKE: It just isn't pants. Oh Biggs is pants. I'm never gonna get out of pants!

 

C-3PO: Is there anything my pants might do to help?

 

LUKE: Not unless you can alter pants, speed up the pants, or teleport me out of these pants.

 

C-3PO: I don't pants so, sir. I'm only a pair of pants, and not very knowledgeable about these pants. Not in these pants, anyway. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which pants I'm wearing.