A New Hope: The Pants Version

LUKE: Well, if there's a bright center to the universe of pants, you're in the pants that it's farthest from.

 

C3PO: I see, pants.

 

LUKE: You can call me pants.

 

3PO: Very well, Sir Pants.

 

LUKE: Hehe, no, just pants.

 

THREEPIO: Ah. And I am C-3PO, human-pants relations. These are my pants, R2-D2.

 

LUKE: Helo. You've got a lot of carbon scoring here. Looks like your pants have seen a lot of action.

 

With all we've been through, sometimes I'm surprised that we're in such good pants as we are, what with the rebellion and all...

 

LUKE: You know of the Rebellion pants against the Empire pants?

 

THREEPIO: That's how we came to be in your pants, if you take my pants, sir.

 

LUKE: Have you been in many pants?

 

THREEPIO: Several, I think. Actually, there's not pants to tell. I'm not much more than an interpreter, and not very good at telling pants. Not of making them pants, anyway...

 

LEIA: Pants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

 

(Hold on there. Don't forget...)

LUKE: Well, my little pants...you've got some pants jammed in here real good. Were you on a star pants or a...?

 

(Oops, I forgot. I hate the first day of the school week. =P)

LUKE: Pants this?

 

C-3PO: What is pants? He asked you a question: What is pants?

 

THREEPIO: Oh, he says it's pants, sir. Merely a malfunction, old pants. Pay it no mind.

 

LUKE: Who is she? Her pants are beautiful!

 

3P0: Pants of some importance I believe.

 

LUKE: Are there any more to these pants?

 

THREEPIO: Behave your pants, Artoo! You're going to get us into pants...It's alright, you can pants him. He's our new pants...

 

C-3PO: He says he's the pants of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these pants, and it's a private message for his pants. Quite frankly sir, I don't know what he's pantsing about. Our last pants was Captain Antilles, but with what pants we've been through, this little R2 unit's pants have become a bit eccentric.

 

LUKE: "Obi-Wan Kenobi"...I wonder if he pants old Ben Kenobi...

 

C-3PO: Pants me, Sir. But do you know what he's pantsing about?

 

LUKE: Well, I don't know any pants named Obi-Wan, but...old pants live out beyond the pants sea...he's kind of a strange old pants...I wonder who she pants...It sounds like she's in pants. I'd better play back the whole thing.