A new story

twas a misty night, as black as a black mans cape, itwas like i had an eyepatch on, arrgh. the sound of parrots on treasure island was clear. As i navigated through the black sea we struck an iceburg.
So i thought to meself and me shipmates, there cant be iceburgs in the black sea because iceburgs are white and the sea was black- black and white dont mix. its like scots and englishmen or scots and welshmen or scots and other scots.
Anyho this was no island, twas a factory for Fry's Turkish Delight (tm) turkish delight bar. it ranked of sea erchins. so i caught me some sea turtles and made me a raft and borded this factory. i needed to drain the sea monster as i ate some bad shrimp after i relieved myself i took a trip up a dark mister road, tyre tracks were visable, arrgh.
as i jpurneyed on inside a stange sound accompanied me ears more wolf than man, tis was the german language. There stood 10 feet tall was a fascist leader ralling on about lighthouse taxes, arrgh they are high. so i took me cutless and saluted this fascist pig where i swore an oathe agasinste communisme, arrgh. but his man wanted more of me treasure so i made a barter with ye. i gave im me parrot and he gave me a bumper sticker for me mighty sea vessel. so i left ye in peace 8)

 

Arrgh! and ye olde bumper sticker remains in place yet!

 

What the...!?!?!?

 

Someone has been hitting the Jawa Juice I feel.

 

Worry not, I flagged him.

 

Did you also set up a tab for him in the bar Wendy ??

 

Garr, Ye be tolkin bout Me favoueite Turkish Delight, yarr. Me and me shipmates think that ye be a bit racist though, arrgh, me thinks that ye gette a neu bumbere sticker though coz mein is an olde one. Yarrgh!!!!

 

garr i be Captain_pugwash!

jarrgh i be the new shipmate aboard dis mighty sea vessel! garr i be posted at the poop deck and must clean the bowl wit me tongue! garr it be not a pleasant job and it dont taste dat well ether but ye get used to the foul stench of rotted faeces!

jarrgh!

wot be the name of dis mighty sea vessel any ho?

 

Me vessel be called Wombat after me favourite shipmate (pet). Ye passed away a couple of years ago so in memory me named me ship after ye, drop by some time coz me need so more seaman's company

 

garr ye want a bit a seamans company ye get it for a price! get me a bumper sitcker for me smaller mighty sea vessel, the Chumbucket! jahrhg!

now i be singin a mighty sea shanty!!!!!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogggggggggghhhhhhhh!

who be lives in a pineapple under de sea?

Sponge bob square fish!

absorbant orange and porous be he!

Sponge bob square fish!

so sit on ye deck and flob like a fish!

Sponge bob square fish!

Sponge bob square fish!

Sponge bob square fish!

Sponge boooooooob square fish!

ahr har har har!!!

ahr dat be beutiful!!!

 

Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Ne, Me favourite sea shanty be:
Cronk be the leader,
Cronk be the Great
Don't anoy cronk,
or you'll get bent

 

what the hell is this crap?

 

i would pick you up on that near swearing but i wont just because i know who these guys are. anybody want to give me a letter to take to my headteacher about these guys? this isnt the first board they have prayed upon. Andrew, Lozzer, arrow and allen stop being prats

 

So David, you're telling us that these disruptive and pointless posts are from people known to you and are also pupils at your school. The fact that they're CHILDREN doesn't surprise me one bit to be honest.

Yo kiddies, when you're ready to run with the big dogs, we'll let you know. 'till then, peace out.

 

moi?

 

lol. ok people they have moved on to the next forum. apparently anything goes in that place. and they can insult as much as they like.

 

what forum is that? sounds like a right laugh

 

why are pirates called pirates?

who knows? they just ARRRRRRRRGH!

 

Jarrgh all hail Jedi-Matt
Ye can be a shipmate on me next voyage to Tajikastnionawomistan
Harrgh! Bring some Gin ye

 

why can't you grow up and contribute something, or try plying your silliness where it might be apreciated, like [link=http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/p1] here for example, [/link] or even [link=http://boards.theforce.net/ASP/login.asp?action=logoff] here, which would be even better [/link]

 

harrgh i is congratulating Mr Matt on joining the HMS Wombat
Memberships are £15 if you want to join, if not- go eat rice crispies and syrup

 

this here forum be the place for me and my land lubbin friends in wombac mc frigen land, in ireland

 

how is arrr new shipmate jedi-matt doin on this fine snowy day out at sea

 

who be this cronk fella sounds to be a bit of a fake pirate ta me, i'm a real pirate and i am cursed ta sail the norrthern sea in an attempt to steal meself some sugar from the land lubbers to stop meself falling away from hyperrractivity

 

Why am I so gullible and can never resist the temptation to click on these links when I know what they will do to me!