A present for our Midland brothers

Richtea... such violence *tut*

Ok, lets feed it Joe he's not here so he can't argue about it

 

Yeah

Either that or Jimbo, I can just see him trying to use his Bat gadgets on a Rancor while it rips his limbs off

 

*Aims a blaster at Richie's rocket*

If I'm taking care of this beast, your not going to hurt it.

 

Fine, as long as it doesn't try to eat me

 

No we can't feed Jimbo to the Rancor, if he goes, then who do I get to abuse around here!?!

 

Good point

 

Welshy !

 

I get to abuse Welshy!?!

Ok feed Jimbo to the Rancor then!!

 

Excellent


pulls lever and drop Jimbo through trapdoor into Rancor pit

 

*sniff*

Jimbo... he was a good man... slightly unhinged... but a good man under the psychosis

 

slightly unhinged


That's like saying kilts are only slightly sexy....

 

Phill is the name of the Rancor in case anyone missed that in the original post.

It seems..... Fitting somehow.

And no one is abusing me! Regardless of who gets eaten.

I am above such things and as such should be reveared as a GOD!

 

Maybe later

 

Oh wait..... your serious!?!


No your not!!

 

Well thats the chavs sorted! when do you want Phil back?

*holds out thermal detinator with blinking lights*

hey does anyone know how to disarm one of these?

errrrr does it matter that the rancor just ate that?

 

You just want to see the English (and American) girls on our knees... no chance Boyo!

 

To show you how much of a god I am, look what was discovered recently in a tomb in Egypt! Scary or what?




"Welshguy Blesses The Midlanders"

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Shocking!

 

I know there are some demons and fighting going on in that picture, but we are talking Midlanders here....

StormTrooperFan: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

Ok Welshy, isn't it time for Phil to have a snack yet?


I threw in my pet the first time, it's someone else's turn now.

 

Hey Nik, what did you do with that can opener.

 

Phill the Rancor doesn't need a can opener!

He can chew through that poncy Mandalorian armour no problem. It falls apart and stops working as soon as you go near it anyway, so it should provide much of a problem to a 50 foot tall Rancor.

 

I gave it to the Racor but he ate it...

Hang on...

*Fumbles around in rucksack*

Ahhhh... my old faithful Swiss Army Knife

Sorry Richtea... it's been a pleasure and all that

 

Right, I'm off before this gets out of hand



flies through the window and zooms away