CT A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy: your Classic Trilogy Social Thread!

A blessed nest of cute and heroism.

 

Anyone here going to Celebration?

 

I've been in a Star Warsy frame of mind, lately ... and I can't seem to be able to shake it!

 

Two classic characters from the original series. My sculptures of Yoda and Rancor

 

so sick -

 

Good morning. That ^ was a cool video.

 

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away,
A princess was under an attack,
And I thought me and Luke
would go and help, and save the day,
Maybe get the Empire off our backs.

Their response, it didn't thrill me,
Vader fought back and then he killed me,
Luke rescued the Princess,
then went back to Yavin,

They met up with Han and Chewey,
and took the Falcon from the scene,
then Luke blew up the big Death Star,
the story of , this boy

Oh my, my, this here Skywalker guy,
maybe Jedi someday later, now he's just a small fry,
he left his home, when his aunt and uncle died, saying soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,

Did you know this farmer boy's never been out of the desert sun,
and he can fly an X-Wing, they say,
Do you see him hitting on the Princess,
though they've both got the same, mom and dad,
yeah she's probably going to marry Han someday,

Well I know Luke took down an AT-AT, and I've seen how fast his fighter can go,

and they were trapped it's true,
Luke got in a fight or two,
He battled Vader on Cloud City,
, and Vader cut off his hand and said,
"Luke I'm your dad so why don't you,
come up... and join with me?"

And we were singing my my this here Skywalker guy,
maybe Jedi someday later now he's just a small fry,
he lost the battle, but refused to give up, saying soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.

Now, Han got taken by Jabba the Hutt,
So Luke and his friends had to go help out,
and free, the old flyboy from the enemy,

So Leia choked Jabba and Boba fell,
right into the Sarlacc, in the jaws of hell,

and they fled, and Luke went back to complete the training,

oh Yoda was impressed of course,

now Luke is a Jedi and can use the Force

The Emperor had a trap,
oh, with lightning he would zap,

so the heroes had another Death Star,
to go and blow up, and beat the Empire,

but Vader was waiting with a plan,
to capture, our Jedi boy,

and I was singing,
My my this here Skywalker guy,
maybe Master someday later now he's just a Jedi,
Yoda told him to pass on what he learned,
saying, now it's time to be a Jedi,
Now it's time to be a Jedi...

Our Rebel friends, caught in a trap,

The Rebel fleet, it was outmatched,

the Ewoks came to save the day,

Luke faced Vader and the Emperor,

and it wasn't long at all before,

My brother Anakin came back to save the day,

and in the end our Luke was saved,

the Death Star gone and the Ewoks sang,

Luke had found his father,

the Force strong with the Skywalkers,


and my best friend I admire most,
may be gone but now I know,

Good old Luke never gave up hope,

the story of, a boy


And we were singing...

My my this here Skywalker guy,

time to pass on what he's learned, he's more than a small fry,

Luke and Leia, twins united once more,

saying time for me to be a Jedi, time for me to be a Jedi

we were singing,

MY MY THIS HERE SKYWALKER GUY

HE'S A HERO TO THE GALAXY, MORE THAN A SMALL FRY

IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO PASS ON WHAT HE HAS LEARNED,

SAYING TIME FOR ME TO BE A JEDI."

 

I hope I didn't kill this thread with my parody of Weird Al's "The Saga Begins."
Wouldn't want to be the reason people don't want to talk on here anymore.
Aside from that, I apologize for this double post.

 

Perhaps I killed the thread and took that post from it.

 

I don’t think so. No one can kill a thread.

 

Going nowhere fast, kid.

 

Perhaps we shall have to find new ways to motivate this thread.

 

We shall double our efforts.

 

Good, good! Let your posts flow!

 

Good, twice the posters, double the posts...unintentionally, of course.

 

I sense great posting content in you, @PCCViking .
You have insight. You have wit. But you don’t use them.

 

You have taken your first step into a larger thread.

 

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

 

Rise my poster.

The flame war will be completed on schedule, master.

Good, good. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young troll.

Yes, my master.

Patience. In time, he will seek you out to flame. Only together can we expose him to the moderators.

 

I must be allowed to post.
He must be allowed to post.

 

You fool! He’s using an old Lost Tribe of the Sith mind trick!