JCC advanced bread line rpg (please check OP for rules)

*stands in line 6-ft away from the next person*
i hope they still have baguettes


RULES:
This new edition of the classic Bread Line RPG by @tom is intended to be an artistic reflection on both the feasibility of the scenario implied in the classic thread in our COVID era and the Trumpian rhetoric about the resurgence of the American Left and the possibility of a Third Red Scare. Please include at least one socially relevant point per post. At the end of the scenario, a discussion will be held on what we've learned.

 

*** hoards toilet paper ***

 

andalite_bandit warned me about you

 

I hope they have Wonder Bread. Right, @JoinTheSchwarz?

 

*pushes the guy on the attack of the clones shirt away*

hey. no need to get that close. there's bread for everyone.

 

Let's get that bread!

 

Does stuffed crust pizza count?

 

Please read the OP

 

Are the baguettes gluten-free?

 

*drives by in armored limousine*

I told the driver not to take us by the poors

 

*waits in line patiently.*

 

@hudzu HUDZU! HEY, HUDZU! HUDZU

*waves*

 

I came here for the bread but all I see in this line is people. Feeling somewhat mislead.

 

HEY I HEAR THEY RAN OUT OF CUBAN BREAD

tell everyone

NO MORE CUBAN BREAD

 

*whispers* I think he said they won't give Cubans bread.

 

they said when fascism would come here it would be wrapped in a loaf of Cuban bread

 

thank god this breadline exists for, while many people had a great deal of choices under capitalism, I could not afford a single loaf.

 

My first preference would be for gluten-free baguette if possible. But I'd be willing to settle for a croissant.
Or even pan francés.

 

*returns to penthouse suffused with the smell of baking Cuban bread*

Let’s open that window so the delicious smell can waft out

 

*dies in line*

 

Someone get the shovel.

 

the shovel has been commandeered by the governor to dig sand traps for his new golf course.

 

@hudzu HUDZU! NO, HUDZU! HELP!

*waves*

 

*magically revives hudzu