JCC advanced bread line rpg (please check OP for rules)

@hudzu THE BREAD, SOMEONE! GIVE HER THE BREAD! ANYONE

*dashes through line and steals bread*

 

all i wanted was to get this bread. but the world is cruel and allows no bread for those who play by the rules.

 

*hears the commotion outside the window*

Shut the window, Jeeves

 

*stands nervously near the end of the bread line, not quite in the line and not quite out*

*checks banking app to see if George Soros has deposited money for that time I tagged three police cruisers. He has not.*

*walks away, blinking back tears*

“Man, the ANTIFA gig economy is the worst. Where does a good ancap go to complain, anyway?”

 

Hey Bacon get your hands off of my bread

I just saved somebody's life!

 

Guess it’s a DEAD line now huh?

anyone?

 

*screaming*

SOMEONE HELP HER

*struggles with @SuperWatto *

GET YOUR HAND OFF THAT BREAD NOW

*screams*

HELP ME

 

hello bread please

 

There was a certain kinship among the members of the breadline. A bond forged in the shared experience of suffering. It cemented their resolve. If they could stand in the breadline together, they could stand anything. They could build this society into something breader.

 

Something breader is a great slogan, it makes me feel the Bern again.

 

Bern bread? That's toast.

Like his campaign.

 

*grabs a loaf of pumpkin bread, runs back home to hide*

I hope this will last for the week

 

so hungry

 

/opera plays on the stereo

*spreads legs out on the ottoman*

Now where’s that coffee table book about bread

 

it's not bread.... it's hudzu.....

 

Is that a freemium app?

 

24601!!!

*starts singing*

 

*eats last slice of toasted pumpkin bread*

well, at least I didn’t have to wait in line this time

hey look the people are singing

 

We're singing the songs of hungry men.