Afternoon Delight (The Meg Edition)

Alright, alright. Enough of that, Han Solo.

Talk about solos -- I just played something by Erik Clapton.

 

And now here's a little Janis Joplin...

Mercedes Benz

Oh Lord, won?t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won?t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won?t you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won?t you buy me a color TV ?

Oh Lord, won?t you buy me a night on the town ?
I?m counting on you, Lord, please don?t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won?t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won?t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won?t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

That?s it!

 

Yeah. Here's something from the soundtrack of AI.

//plays soundtrack

 

Ooh, that's nice!

Let's hear it again...

 

And now here's something from John Cage! His famous "4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence" !


//silence

 

Brilliant!

Should we open up the request line?

 

I think so!

 

Did you know that John Lennon did a version of 4"33 and called it "Two Minutes Silence"?

Here it is:

//silence

Soundgarden did a cover of that as well.

 

I'm afraid our feathered friend has gone and done something... rather rash.

 

Nice!

Maybe he should post in the BB thread too, the one where it says that Meg has been evicted. You know, "Want to pay tribute to her? Send in..." et cetera.

//turns microphone off

Eh, you know?

 

//whispers

I think they get it. We've probably got an audience of only 2 people anyway. If we're lucky.

 

Woohoo! One more than the last time we did this!

 

Looks like no one got the word to Beaker in time.

 

The bird still has "Add me to your WUL" in his sig -- he's going to drive some people kerrazy!

Though with that in his sig, he's like the average JC-er of course.

 

And he's a bird.

How does that make them feel?

 

I just know Beaker's going to break down one of these days and start a "Who took me off their WUL ?????" topic in Community...

 

Hehe. As my brother's colleagues would say, "He's a boid."

 

For Meg again, The Rolling Stoned (pun) with "Let It Bleed".

Not "Let It Be".

Well, we all need someone we can lean on
And if you want it, you can lean on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can lean on
And if you want it, you can lean on me

She said, "My breasts, they will always be open
Baby, you can rest your weary head right on me
And there will always be a space in my parking lot
When you need a little coke and sympathy"

Yeah, we all need someone we can dream on
And if you want it, baby, well you can dream on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can cream on
And if you want to, well you can cream on me

I was dreaming of a steel guitar engagement
When you drunk my health in scented jasmine tea
But you knifed me in my dirty filthy basement
With that jaded, faded, junky nurse
Oh what pleasant company

We all need someone we can feed on
And if you want it, well you can feed on me
Take my arm, take my leg, oh baby don't you take my head

Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah, and if you want it, baby, well you can bleed on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah, yeah, and if you want it, baby, why don'cha bleed on me
All over

Yeah..

Ahh, get it on rider, get it on rider, get it on rider
You can bleed all over me, yeah!
Get it on rider, get it on rider, yeah!
You can cream all over, you can cum all over me, oh!
Get it on rider, get it on rider, get it on rider
You can cum all over me

Yeah!

Get it on rider, baby cum all over me

Yeah, yeah
Get it on rider....

 

Message from Meg!

*sniff* This means so much to me, all of you. Thank you for the kind words.

I don't think any so-called "reward" from the JC will top the experience you've already had.

Completely. The first thing I thought when I found out I had been evicted was not that I wasn't going to win, but that I would no longer be able to participate with Tom, Casper and Kerryn. It really brought a lump to my throat.

You are truly the sweetest Meg, we love you!

 

Yeah, Meg!

We love you!

 

I love her more!

 

Oh yeah?

Well, she doesn't love you back! That's what she said!

 

You're lying. She didn't want to tell you Casper, but she's over you. She loves me now!

 

Oh yeah? You're Michael Jackson then!


(Michael)
Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart

The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
I know she's mine
Because the doggone girl is mine

(Paul)
I don't understand the way you think
Saying that she's yours not mine
Sending roses and your sill dreams
Really just a waste of time

Because she's mine
The doggone girl is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone girl is mine

I love you more than he
(Take you anywhere)

(Michael)
But I love you endlessly
(Loving we will share)

(Michael & Paul)
So come and go with me
Two on the town

(Michael)
But we both cannot have her
So it's one or the other
And one day you'll discover
That she's my girl forever and ever

(Paul)
Don't build your hopes to be let down
'Cause I really feel it's time

(Michael)
I know she'll tell you I'm the one for her
'Cause she said I blow her mind

The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone girl is mine

(Michael & Paul)
She's mine, she's mine
No, no, no, she's mine
The girl is mine, the girl is mine
The girl is mine, the girl is mine

(Paul)
The girl is mine, (yep) she's mine
The girl is mine, (yes) she's mine

(Michael)
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone girl is mine
The girl is mine, the girl is mine

(Paul)
Michael, we're not going to fight about this, okay

(Michael)
Paul, I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter

(Paul)
I've heard it all before, Michael, she told me that I'm her forever lover,
You know, don't you remember

(Michael)
Well, after loving me, she said she couldn't love another

(Paul)
Is that what she said

(Michael)
Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming

(Paul sings)
I don't believe it

(Michael & Paul)
The girl is mine, (mine, mine, mine)
(Fade out/Repeat)

 

Paul, I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter

Whoa, have you ever heard a dumber line?