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Alternative Star Wars Movie Titles

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by The Emotional Jedi, Mar 25, 2022.

  1. The Emotional Jedi

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    I open this thread to discuss possible alternative titles for the Saga films. Actually, I have nothing against the titles that George Lucas and Disney decided to give to the films, but I thought it might be fun to discuss alternative titles. This thread is not intended to be a criticism of the current titles of the films, but simply a fun discussion, in which to imagine alternatives.

    My alternative titles:
    1. Star Wars Episode I: Fate of the Galaxy
    2. Star Wars Episode II: The Path to Destruction
    3. Star Wars Episode III: Fall of the Republic
    4. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Path
    5. Star Wars Episode V: Shadow of the Dark Side
    6. Star Wars Episode VI: The Rise of Skywalker
    The last title refers to Anakin’s redemption, not Luke.
     
  2. Blobofat

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    1. Star Wars Episode I: There's Always a Bigger Fish
    2. Star Wars Episode II: I Hate Sand
    3. Star Wars Episode III: Do it
    4. Star Wars Episode IV: That's No Moon
    5. Star Wars Episode V: I know
    6. Star Wars Episode VI: Yub Nub
     
  3. Lord-Skywalker

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    1. Star Wars Episode I: The Force Awakens
    2. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Jangos
    3. Star Wars Episode III: The High Ground
    4. Star Wars Episode IV: The Rise of Skywalker
    5. Star Wars Episode V: Papa Don’t Preach
    6. Star Wars Episode VI: There Is Another
     
  4. Darth Dnej

    Darth Dnej Jedi Master star 4

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    I: Invasion of the Droids
    II: A Forbidden Love
    III: Rise of the Empire
    IV: Attack of the Rebels
    V: Wrath of the Dark Lord
    VI: The Skywalker Legacy
    VII: A New Order
    VIII: Fall of the Resistance
    IX: Balance of the Force
     
  5. Lord-Skywalker

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    • Star Wars Episode VII: The Emperor’s Seed
    • Star Wars Episode VIII: The Fall of Skywalker
    • Star Wars Episode IX: The Dyad Strikes Back
     
  6. Bazinga'd

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    Star Wars Episode VII: Disney's Cash Cow Awakens
    Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last of Disney's Credibility
    Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Fan Disillusionment
     
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  7. I Are The Internets

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    VII: The Farce Awakens
    VIII: The Lusty Jedi
    IX: The Fries of Skywalker
     
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  8. Blobofat

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    1. Star Wars Episode I: The Philosopher’s Throne
    2. Star Wars Episode II: The Chamber of Padme
    3. Star Wars Episode III: The Prisoner of Palpatine
    4. Star Wars Episode IV: Raiders of the Giant Station
    5. Star Wars Episode V: Luke Skywalker and the Daddy of Doom
    6. Star Wars Episode VI: Luke Skywalker and the Lightside Brigade
    7. Star Wars Episode VII: Rey Begins
    8. Star Wars Episode VIII: The Apathetic Knight
    9. Star Wars Episode VIV: The Audience Rises (and leaves)
    Rogue One: A Bor Gullet Story
    Solo: A Poorly-lit Story
     
  9. SateleNovelist11

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    1. Star Wars Episode I: Attack of the Sith Football Fan
    2. Star Wars Episode II: Fights in the Rain and on the Bug Planet
    3. Star Wars Episode III: Homoeroticism of the Sith
    4. Star Wars Episode IV: Results of Luke's Visit to a Gay Bar
    5. Star Wars Episode V: Darth Vader's Obsession
    6. Star Wars Episode VI: Where the Saga Should've Ended
    7. Star Wars Episode VII: Good Stuff
    8. Star Wars Episode VIII: Fifty Shades of Ren
    9. Star Wars Episode VIV: Palpatine Wants to Become a Cisgender Female
    Rogue One: Jyn Erso Strikes Back
    Solo: Needs a Sequel
     
  10. Bazinga'd

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    Episode I: The Fandom Menace
    Episode II: Attack of the Fanboys
    Episode III: Revenge of the Cynical
     
  11. I Are The Internets

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    The Phantom Dentist
    Attack of the Clowns
    Revenge of the Smiths
     
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  12. Bazinga'd

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    The Phantom Dualist
    Attack of the Crowns (A story of Royalty)
    Revenge of the Myths

    Seriously, I think this thread is meant to discuss serious alternative titles.
     
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  13. The Emotional Jedi

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    EXACTLY! I was about to say that. Lol.
     
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  14. gizkaspice

    gizkaspice Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    1. Dawn of Skywalker
    2. The Clone Wars
    3. The Last Jedi
    4. A Spark of Hope
    5. The Empire's Revenge
    6. Return of Skywalker
    7. Heir of Vader
    8. Spark of Resistance
    *9. Somehow, Palpatine Returned

    * #9 is not really "serious" because I literally have no idea what else it could be called except that... :p
     
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  15. Blobofat

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    Endorsed. Serious stuff it is.

    Episode 1: The Pants-off Menace
    Episode 2: Attack of the Toblerones
    Episode 3: Revenge of Will Smith
    Episode 4: A New Dope
    Episode 5: The Umpire Strikes Bach
    Episode 6: Conjuctivits - Return of the Red-eye
    Episode 7: The Horse Awakens
    Episode 8: The...yeah whatever
    Episode 9: Meh
     
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  16. gizkaspice

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    Will Smith must be pretty mad at something if there's an entire film dedicated to his revenge :p
     
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  17. The Quintessential Jedi

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    Star Wars Ep 1: I don't sense anythng
    Star Wars Ep 2: It gets Everywhere
    Star Wars Ep 3: I hate You!!!
    Star Wars Ep 4: These are not the droids you're looking for
    Star Wars Ep 5: I know
    Star Wars Ep 6: You will pay the price for your lack of vision
     
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  18. The Emotional Jedi

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    Seriously guys, this thread was born to be a serious discussion in which to discuss alternative, but still serious titles. Please, stop publishing ironic titles...
     
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  19. JediMasterSven

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    Using track titles from each film:

    I: Duel of the Fates
    II: Across the Stars
    III: Battle of the Heroes
    Solo: Kessel Run
    Rogue One: The Siege of Scarif
    IV: Battle of Yavin
    V: The Imperial Persuit
    VI: Light of the Force
    VII: The Starkiller Base
    VIII: Battle of Scarif
    IX: Fate of a Jedi

    Bonus round: TV shows
    Guardians of the Republic (Clone Wars)
    Rise of the Rebellion( Rebels)


    A Camto of Credits ( Mandalorian Season 1)
    The Good, the Bad, and the Child ( The Mandalorian Season 2)
    To Live and Die on tatooine ( Book of Boba Fett)
     
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  20. TX-20

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    Star Wars: Episode I - A Jedi Rises
    Star Wars: Episode II - A Jedi Learns
    Star Wars: Episode III - A Jedi Falls
    Star Wars: Episode IV - A Sith Rules
    Star Wars: Episode V - A Sith Destroys
    Star Wars: Episode VI - A Sith Dies
    Star Wars: Episode VII - A Force Awakens
    Star Wars: Episode VIII - A Force Tested
    Star Wars: Episode IX - A Force Balanced
     
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  21. JediMasterSven

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    Ok..this one is more funny, but I think it works perfectly as an alternative title to IX....

    Star Wars: Episode IX: Weekend at Palpie's.
     
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  22. The Emotional Jedi

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    Prequel Trilogy

    Episode I: The Hidden Menace
    Episode II: The March of the Clones
    Episode III: Rise of the Sith

    Original Trilogy

    Episode IV: The Force Awakens
    Episode V: Shadow of the Darkness
    Episode VI: Return of a Hero

    Bonus...

    Rebel Down: A Star Wars Story