Alternative uses for Yoda while stuck in Wales

Seeing as our little green friend is stuck here for the moment, I though it might be a good idea to start a thread about alternative uses for the fabled Jedi master.

1. With Saint Patricks day coming up, Yoda could earn some cash towards his air fair by renting himself out as a rather strange looking Leprechaun.

"Hmmm, always after my lucky stars they are, hmmm!".



Well, you get the idea.

So anyone else got anything?

 

Send him to meh!

 

Oh god... the thoughts that popped into my head when I read this title.

 

This type of thread never works in the Welsh forum.

Come on people, just think of something funny to do with Yoda and post it!

I want to catch those filthy Scots by April god damn it!

 

How about sending him on a mission to clean up Rhyll, or Newport, or Swansea, or...

 

You could always, you know, send him to France.


(And Kim claims she PMed you, but I'll bug her again).

 

Dress him up in a Rugby shirt and get him to play for the 6 nations, I'm sure he'll improve our team.

"Ohhh step on my foot you did just not!"

 

Hey leave the clean up of Newport streets to me


But do have him in the crowd for every 6 nations game and let him do his stuff

 

I'm not sure Yoda qualifies to play for Wales.

Although, he might have been here long enough to qualify under the residency rules.

All good suggestions so far. Although I think the suggestion for him to clean up the streets of Wales might be a bit to much for him.

He's only one Jedi Master at the end of the day you know.

 

See if you can get him a cameo on Torchwood, that BBC Cardiff Dr Who spinoff.

Photograph him on the back of a sheep.

What has he done so far?

 

how about send him back to the midlands? you know the greatest group in the galaxy

 

QFT



how about it welshdude?

 

The only way I would send Yoda back to the Midlands is if you somehow managed to lift the entire region and plop it down in France!

He's been telling me what you did to him when he was up with you.

You should be ashamed!!!

Vegetables are not ment to be used in such a manner. For shame!

 

Yoda is SO never going to Europe again.

 

Alternative use for Yoda number 7b:

Turn Jedi dective and find out the real reason Mike Ruddock resigned.


Only a Jedi can get to the bottom of this mirky business. The infulence of the Sith I sense.

 

Definitely take him to a rugby match Go Wales!

 

Well actually, we lost our last match. So its not so much "go Wales" as it is "ahhh crap Wales" right now.

Welcome back by the way Mer. You've been away for a while.

How are things your side of the pond?

 

Attention Wales:

You seem to have lost your Chapter Rep. How foolish and irresponsible you lot are!

 

Oh dear I'm sorry to hear you lost your match. Scotland won the Six Nations this year if I'm not mistaken? Unless my schedule is totally off and the season is still going on.

Things here are pretty good. The winter is finally over it seems, so that is good. How is my lovely Wales doing?

 

Welshguy...come out come out where ever you are!!!!!

Or if that name doesn't work....

HEY BETTE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Isn't he answering to that name now?)

 

Opps double post..sorry