Amph Gaming Amphitheatre/Gaming ****posting thread

Continuation of the DS9 theme...

 

Spoiler: language

 

... what?

 

Oh, I can more or less agree with that list then.

 

Only villains make sure their partners get off. Heroes are too good for that..

Up next, Batman gets drugged and raped by Talia Al Ghul so that Damien can be conceived. And he's fine with it cause he's a Hero.

 

Ming the Merciless explicitly didn't!

 

I had thought there was something wrong with me when I was young being attracted to villains* until I realized that the issue was a mandate to make the heroes as boring as ****.


*(Exception for Linda Carter's Wonder Woman)

 

Batman being giving in bed = unable to sell Batman toys now

Showing his, erm, batarang in comics = toyetic as ****

 

Don't forget how often villains were queer coded and that they definitely had way more fun in bed that whatever boring **** heroes did.

 

Thanks to this bizarre controversy I learned that in a random fanbook interview Yoshiyuki Tomino explicitly confirmed that my favorite Gundam character reciprocates in the bedroom. The takeaway being that those fanbooks go places, apparently.

On a completely unrelated note,

 

Oral sex affects Toy sales negatively, but nipples on Batman and Robin's suits dont?

Okay, then.

 

Uh, check out Zack Snyder's latest tweet. It's massively NSFW and I can't post it here but it's relevant to a certain hero not going down...

 

Saw it. Pretty conclusive evidence, I'd say.