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Discussion Anthology Antics

Discussion in 'Anthology' started by LedReader, Apr 8, 2020.

  1. LedReader

    LedReader Jedi Knight star 2

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    I enjoyed the "best moments of humor" threads that people made for the PT, OT and ST for April Fools day and was surprised to see there was no such thread for the Anthology films. Now, I could probably just copy and paste every single line of K2's dialogue and end the thread right here, but to start off I'll just give my absolute favorite from each movie:

    Solo-"A little something I picked up from my pal, Needles, best street racer in all of Corellia. Till he crashed and died, doing this."

    Rogue One-"The Rebels, they went...over there."
    "K, what's going on out there?"
    "There's one."

    Alright I lied, I can't pick just one from Rogue One.
    "You almost shot me!"
    "You're welcome."

    "The Force did protect me."
    "I protected you!"

    "Are you kidding me, I'm blind!"
     
  2. EHT

    EHT ST/Anthology Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Sep 13, 2007
    Yeah, how didn’t we already have a thread for this in here? Good call.
     
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  3. PymParticles

    PymParticles Marquis de Nouveaux Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Oct 1, 2014
    "We couldn't have done this, like, one at a time?"
     
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  4. Cowgirl Jedi 1701

    Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "I am taking these prisoners to imprison them in prison."
     
  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    I, uh, found it.
    I find that answer vague and unconvincing.
     
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  6. EHT

    EHT ST/Anthology Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Sep 13, 2007
    “190 years old?! You look great!”
     
  7. LedReader

    LedReader Jedi Knight star 2

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    Oct 24, 2019
    “The captain said to go that way!”
    “Then go that way, and die.”
    “That’s what the captain did!”
     
  8. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 20, 2015
    Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.

    Vader. Funny guy.
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Quiet! And there's a fresh one if you mouth off again.
     
  10. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Galen: You're confusing peace with terror.
    Krennic: Well, you have to start somewhere.

    Oh look, here's Lyra, back from the dead. It's a miracle.

    Oh Lyra, troublesome as ever.

    Just a bunch of comedians in the Empire.
     
  11. Darth Chuck Norris

    Darth Chuck Norris Jedi Knight star 3

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    Sep 13, 2014
    That line reminded me of this:

     
  12. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 20, 2015
    @Darth Chuck Norris: I've been meaning to watch a lot of those animations about how these movies should have ended. This one actually makes some good points about what could have happened in RO. Apparently there's a running joke in all of them about Vader, so I'll have to look at the rest of them. I thought the Death Trooper parody was the funniest part.
     
  13. Darth Chuck Norris

    Darth Chuck Norris Jedi Knight star 3

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    Sep 13, 2014
    @MotivateR5D4 you really need to check them out. They're hilarious.
     
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  14. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Feige's #1 Fan and Ryan Church Aficionado star 6

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    Apr 6, 2018
    "Not me. I can survive in space."
     
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Cassian said I have to.
     
  16. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 20, 2015
    Only dreamers, like this fool.
     
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  17. LedReader

    LedReader Jedi Knight star 2

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    Oct 24, 2019
    "Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist."
     
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  18. Guidman

    Guidman PT Manager and Book/Trivia Host star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Dec 29, 2016
    "Are they on us?"
    "Like rashnold on a kalak."
    "I don't know that means."
    "Like a gingleson's pelt."
    "What? Are they or aren't they?"
     
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  19. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 20, 2015
    The unfortunate side effect, is that one tends, to lose one's mind.

    Saw's version of a joke.
     
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  20. Lulu Mars

    Lulu Mars Force Ghost star 4

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    Mar 10, 2005
    "What are they clipping?"