Anyone for Tennis?

Too late -- already did.

 

*Psst MOT you're using the wrong name

I'll drink what I want god dammit whether it's a fine port or some young harlot spreading her cheeks and giving the face the old drain the main vein...

//thinks for a second

Well if that's not enough to get the old gentleman out and give him a quick bout of Patsy Palmer and her five daughters then you're obviously only 'half' a man!!

 

What the holy feck >>?!

 

slaps ego with glove

you sir are nothing but a scoundrel, a duel i say to rectify this unjust slur on my self

 

A Duel!!!

Spendid...and if one of us doesn't die..

it will still be a bloody good laugh..

//Pulls out sword

on guard my good sir...lets see the size of your prick

 

-- pulls up a rock and sits down to watch the upcoming duel --

 

//pulls out pistol

verrily Ego, i dont play by the rules

//starts taking pot shots at the cad.

 

This should be fun.

Who wants some popcorn?

 

*Poodu nudges Soggy*..someone has watched Indiana Jones too much

 

//Ego stands his ground...every bullet misses or goes wide...

Bah Swag..your either a lousy shot..or my good man..you're firing blanks..

 

Now my work mates definately think I'm loosing it!

LMAO!

 

LOL

 

Swag and Ego are both Jaffas!

 

jaffas?

 

\\pops a couple of rounds at CA for the slur
Sir, you shall be loodied by my hand for that insult

\\draws sword and approaches CA

 

Seedless!

 

*shoots Swag between the eyes with his DL-44*
*blows smoke from the muzzle*

 

Now you're just getting silly...these threads are fun until then...

 

LOL

This is the best entertainment I've had all morning.

 

LOL, deluded or what

 

Bah...leave him be Swag

The peasant is a half-wit...he'll be in stocks before the day is out....

Now you cad...lets dance the merry ballet of death..

 

have at theeeeeeeeee you curr!!

 

*Poodu nudges cass and soggy* I wonder if this will turn into the Black Knight sketch from Holy Grail soon!

 

Hah...

//The clink of steel on steel. both duelist are extrodinary swordmen as they are womanising drinking cads..

I says Swag is that a new blade you have there...It look's like it's meant for a lady..

 

Twas made by the blacksmith nuns of Wolverhampton, They prepared it whilst I was servicing them. Sharp as a razor and as strong as my chap at attention, and just as long.

I say, you fight like a child what what what