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Are the posters in your room watching you?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by solojones, Jul 14, 2002.

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  1. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Maybe I am the only one who feels this way, but sometimes (especially when I'm changing) I feel like the people in my posters are spying on me :eek:

    There's Jango Fett, and then there's my lifesized cut out of Han, and there's also my autographed picture of Kevin Spacey in my room.

    They are always starring at me, and sometimes I talk to them, but come on, when I'm changing, you'd think they could have some decency...

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  2. Kerr_Plunk

    Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    seek psychiatric help, immediately! :D
     
  3. That_Flashing

    That_Flashing Jedi Master star 5

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    I agree with Kerr_Plunk.
     
  4. Ariana Lang

    Ariana Lang Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Well I HADN'T felt that way, but now I feel like Mel Gibson's eyes are boring into the back of my head.
     
  5. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    [face_plain] What? You mean I was really the only one?

    Well Ariana, at least now I don't feel alone :D

    I seriously do talk to them, though. Once I watched Temple of Doom with my picture of Kevin [face_plain]

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  6. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    what the hell are you talking about?
     
  7. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    My Darth Vader cut-out does not look at me, but he scares the hell out of my nephews and nieces.
     
  8. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, come on! I seriouslt can't be the only person with this fear! Or maybe I am, because I looked it up on phobialist.com and it wasn't there... but neither was the fear of being stalked and I KNOW I have that one :eek:

    The rest of my posters are of animals, and I don't care if they stare at me, but I find Han, Jango, and Kevin starring at me to be a bit too much sometimes. I have to yell at them and it doesn't help so I leave the room.

    I am completely serious!

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  9. Akumz_Razor

    Akumz_Razor Jedi Master star 4

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    One time a girl I know thought that my Ultimate Soldiers (similar to GI Joe, but far superior) were watching her and planning her demise, but that's another story altogether.
     
  10. Lieutenant_Page

    Lieutenant_Page Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Please tell me you're kidding...please.
     
  11. Darth_Reign

    Darth_Reign Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I know exactly what you mean.

    Bruce Lee, Darth Maul, Eminem, The entire cast of the Simpsons, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Metallica all watch me. I know that they are plotting things like trying to attack the poster of the GTR 34 Skyline, so it'll fall off the wall. Which unfortunately it has. I fear that the Student crossing poster may be next.

    When I leave the room they jump off the wall and engage in an orgy of sex, violence and excessive touching of my stuff. One day they will escape the confines of my room and rule the world in all their 2D glory.
     
  12. AdmiralZaarin

    AdmiralZaarin Jedi Knight star 5

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    Napoleon is trying to kill me. That picture of him on that notice board...he looks pure evil...the hand in his pocket is hiding his huge knife! :eek:
     
  13. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Page... I am totally not joking!

    And then there's my screensaver, which rotates pictures of Harrison Ford, Noah Wyle, and Kevin Spacey. I talk to them during the day, but at night they look somewhat sinister :eek:

    Edit: I'm going to TRY to go to bed. I've already tried once tonight, but I got scared. Wish me luck!

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  14. FELICIA_ZEZILI

    FELICIA_ZEZILI Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I used to feel like the posters or anthing else that had eyes in my room were watching me. I was hesitant to actually get changed in my room but I eventually got over it. What gets to me now is mirrors. I have read many myths about them and my imagination runs with that.

    Felicia Z.
     
  15. ismaren

    ismaren Jedi Youngling star 3

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    My Sublime poster doesn't have any eyes, so no. My posters aren't watching me. Perhaps when I finally put up my spiffy Incubus poster they can stare at me.
     
  16. Jedi_Tabee

    Jedi_Tabee Jedi Knight star 5

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    now that you mention it...

    on my ANH movie poster, I think Luke is going to try and kill me... the blaster is pointed right at me! :eek:

    and on my All I need to know about life i learned from Star Wars poster, Yoda is giving me this you know you shouldn't be onlime this late look...

    but other then that... no
     
  17. jangosdna

    jangosdna Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I once thought that my posters were watching me. No Joke.

    It's all coming back to me NOW-.-.-.-.-.

    It was the spring of 92, the sun was bright and my spirits were high. I was hyped up for my 3rd date with a cheerleader from my local high school and I knew tonight was the night. I had just gone into the family shower when what would my glazed eyes but appear...a set of eyes out of the family portrait. I removed the picture and saw those blood-thirsty, lustful, evil eyes of...never mind.
    I've never been able to look at my father the same after that fateful evening
     
  18. Ben Kenobi

    Ben Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    neither was the fear of being stalked

    Try searching 'paranoia' somewhere.
     
  19. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    There was still no paranoia. I'm sure it exists... but my stalker has had it removed from the website! :eek:

    I finally got to sleep last night, but then I woke up and Jango was starring me down, and I tell you, he's ominous!

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  20. citizen-tom

    citizen-tom Jedi Knight star 5

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    oh my god :eek: , now every way i turn tiger woods is stalking me, watching me as i turn my back, watching me as i sleep, watching me as i eat, and when i think he's not watching me, he's watching me!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    THANX SOLOJONES [face_plain]
     
  21. Theedage

    Theedage Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I dunno about you but I know Boba Fett in poster form is watching over me scaring off any intruders by pointing his gun at you. Not to mention you have to walk by full size cut outs of Vader, Yoda, And Mr. Fett to enter my room. I am well protected.
     
  22. Raincloud

    Raincloud Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yes.... I have an AOTC poster in my room, as well as a LOTR and Creed. I'm getting changed and then i look in the mirror and see Anakin glaring back at me. :(.



    Raincloud
     
  23. shinjo_jedi

    shinjo_jedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Man, that Gimli on my LOTR poster won't stop staring! I threw a basketball at him but he didn't move ?[face_plain]
     
  24. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Not only is it Jango and my cut out of Han, but also on my dresser I have the cereal boxes!

    And my signed pic of all 5 of "The Usual Suspects"... 5 hardened criminals are glarring at me, and that's not cool (except ya know, I don't mind Verbal so much...)

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  25. Raincloud

    Raincloud Jedi Knight star 5

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    We should form SOPSOP. Society of people scared of posters.




    Raincloud
     
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