Census Are You A Midget?

Well are you?

 

Nope.

 

Dustin Hoffman.

 

Half Asian... and I only weigh 80 pounds.

 

Three people are claiming to be Dustin Hoffman? That's ********!

 

Dust . . . in Hoffman. All we are is Dustin Hoffman.

 

No I am not.

 

I am not, however one of my friends is terrified of midgets. Another friend of mine wants to get a group of them and play chess with them (as the chess pieces)

 

Got a new neighbor in my building who is a midget. Saw her out smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer on the front steps on her first day here and just about called the police until I realized she was an adult.

 

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

 

Nope not a midget

There is a midget working at a walmart in my area. She can't be anymore then 3 feet maybe less.

 

No, height is my Father's one good trait, and thankfully I got it (6'1), however this made me think; I have not seen a mid--little person, in person, in several years.

 

Maybe you saw two of them, one on top of the other, in a trenchcoat, pretending to be one normal-sized person.

You never know.

 

Not a midget.