Canada Are you an *average* Canadian? Here's some funny stats...

Straight from Stats Canada believe it or not!



*only 30% of us can flare our nostrils
*21% of us don't make our bed daily.
5% of us never do.
*Men do 29% of laundry each week.
Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
*40% of women have hurled footwear at a man
*85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear
*67.5% of men wear tightie whities (briefs)
*the average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B
*85% of women wear the wrong bra size
*3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations
*13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework
*91% of us lie regularly
*27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz
*29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store
*50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods
*90% believe in divine retribution
*10% believe in the 10 Commandments
*82% believe in an afterlife
*45% believe in ghosts
*13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail
*29% of us are virgins when we marry
*58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't
*10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item
*Over 50% believe in spanking, but only a child over 2 years old
*35% give to charity at least once a month
*How far would you go for $10 million?
*25% would abandon their friends, family, and church
*7% would murder
*69% eat the cake before the frosting *When nobody else is around,
47% drink straight from the carton
*85% of us will eat Spam this year
*70% of us drink orange juice daily
*Snickers is the most popular candy
*22% of us skip lunch daily
*9% of us skip breakfast daily
*66% of us eat cereal regularly
*22% of all restaurant meals include french fries
*14% of us eat the watermelon seeds
*only 13% brush our teeth from side to side
*45% use mouthwash every day
*22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink
*the typical shower is 101 degrees F
*Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair
*9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery
*53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on
*58% of women paint their nails regularly
*62% of us pop our zits
*33% of women lie about their weight
*10% of us claim to have seen a ghost
*57% have had deja vu
*49% believe in ESP
*4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids
*the average girl starts her period at age 12
*44% have broken a bone
*only 30% of us know our cholesterol level
*14% have attended a selfhelp meeting
*15% regularly go to a shrink
*78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home
*46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up
*30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat
*54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet
*23.5% admit they don't always flush
*45.2% pee in the shower
*44.9% pee in the ocean
*28.1% pee in the pool
*55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet
*39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
*17% have been caught by the host.
*81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants
*29% of us ignore RSVP
*71.6% of us eavesdrop
*22% are functionally illiterate less than 10% are trilingual
*37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR
*53% prefer ATM machines over tellers
*56% of women do the bills in a marriage
*2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks
*20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life
*40% of us have had music lessons
*44% reuse tinfoil
*57% save pretty gift paper to reuse
*66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch
*53% read their horoscopes regularly
*16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men)
*59% of us say we're average looking
*blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful
*90% of us depend on

 

LOL! How did you get this info??

 

wow, I was gonna respond individually to these, but then i read through and man: TMI!!!

How did they get this data into cencus? I did the poll a few years ago and I don't recall being asked for my bra size!!!

*Derisa*

 

Grrrrrrr.

 

lol

 

Very lol.
more grrrrrrrrr though.

 

*2 out of 5 have married their first love
*the biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money
*only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand
*1 in 5 men proposed on his knees
*6% propose over the phone


Chialry is *so* dead!

 

Not with me!

 

What does "*91% of us lie regularly" tell you about how accurate this data really is? Assuming it's genuine in the first place, and not some urban legend.

 

CANADA DOESN'T HAVE SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS!

 

yes we do, I have some.

 

Yeah....I have both a 1 and a 2 dollar bill stashed away somewhere.

Ahh...the good old days...

Cris~