https://inspirobot.me/ There is now an artificial intelligence that can randomly generate motivational quotes, though sometimes the quotes are... not very motivational. It's hilarious. Click on the link above, give it a go and post your funniest results! Here's a few that I got: "Keep your back straight like a d*** as often as possible" "Be dead inside" "Try to make it so that someone in another country gets laid" "When we can't spy on wild animals, what is there left to spy on?" "Bowel movements can also be mediocre"