Fun Ask a Question give a wrong answer

There's no such thing.

How long is the ocean?

 

The latter half of the 19th century.

Why are cube-shaped holocrons blue?

 

Because they are red

How many dishes can go into a dishwasher?

 

A large number—often millions—of tiny electrical dishes, mainly made out of clay.

What's so simple about the simple life?

 

Twazzo!

Why is Gamora?

 

Because Threepio had a red arm.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

 

Divide her by 100 then times that by 65

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

With the postal service so expensive these days, a lot of folk are using carrier pigeons.

What is the speed of light?

 

75

Is it safe to dance?

 

No it is extremely dangerous

Is the day safe?

 

Who wants to know?

Is it wrong to answer a question with a question?

 

Only under the circumstances specified in Directive 55/84, Paragraph 18, sub-paragraph C, Line 22. And then only on Tuesdays.

What would make Yoda cry?

 

Stealing all his ice-cream.

Where did Pooh come from

 

Cocaine Bear

How much is "too" much?

 

About 50 percent.

What is the eighth wonder of the world?