Attack of the Vikings! Prepare for the potato crisp war!

Hello DA6 We are waiting for the big fight.

*passes JL a beer that she just happens to find under her seat*

 

Thanks Charis...been keeping it warm for me

 

Charis I know that - have a lemsip and go to sleep THat cold is really getting to you

 

Aye, just like us Brits like it - warm and flat

 

Yuck !

 

Aye, the cold is getting to me, but I can hold on a while longer

 

Aye, just like us Brits like it - warm and flat

You know my girlfriend ?

 

*wakes up, still a little unsteady, smelling like salmon*

Man, I've got to get me some grub.
*sniffing himself*
I wonder if there are any good sushi joints in this godforsaken place?

*places a pouch of snus behind his upper lip and wanders off in search of a sushi restaurant*

 

She's using the force

 

Aye, never met your girlfriend JL.

*is tempted to look at the link above, but manages to resist*

 

*wanders in, all groggy from lack of sleep*

Hey, anyone here? When's the fight?

*crawls down under a bench and falls asleep*

 

*tucks haggis under Enji's arm so she thinks it's a teddybear*

 

*carefully sneaks across to Enji and writes DA for President across her face*

 

looks like things have started! a simple yet technically sound opening attack from Obi-Anne with what has become the trademark of the Swedish offense in the Anglo-Swedish Crisp war, a muffin

 

*wakes up*

Hey, what's this? A haggis? Yuck!

*throws the haggis at Stuey*

*starts waving her banners around*

Obi Anne! Obi Anne! Go get him girl! Kill!

 

Enji can it...

*shoves haggis in Enji's mouth, and then sellotapes her hands to a bannana tree*

 

Hey... I think someone's being very mean to me!

*spits out the haggis and starts to look around*

Hello? Can somebody help me here? Please? Anyone?

 

Don't worry, i'll help you

*gives Enji a DA's going to Kick Ass! banner*

better?

 

That wasn't exacly what I had in mind... I was thinking more about untieing me from this tree!

*looks for fellow FFS:ers*

Helloooooooo?

 

*unties Enji from tree*

*ties her to Stuey instead*

 

my own pet Swede

i wonder if she follows orders

*turns to Enji*

SIT!

SUPPORT BRITAIN!

 

*looks horrified for a moment*

[face_resigned_sigh]

Right... I guess we just have to sit here and watch the match.

*picks up her Obi Anne banners*

Our GSA will win over your RSA any day!

 

dr Cobblestone is back!!!!!
today she has invented a new weapon.
is is evil muffins, but they are shaped like ELEPHANTS!!!! moahahahahaaaaa

 

Well this is sodding boring. Do we win now ?

If so can I have Enji as victory spoils?