Rocky M, NC Beach Fun

Oh it stung, but not from the jellyfish...

By the by, I, of course, heroically carried her out of the ocean to the safety of the beach...

 

I think I told Lodreh, Entropy, and Mordtat about my lovely summer back in 2001 at Emerald Isle. During the evening, we went to Michaelangelo's Subs and I ordered a footlong meatball sub with extra cheese, and it was gooder than a mug. And later that night, we all got to drinkin', and well, this girl that I was friends with, and I liked, was down there with us. Well, we were on the balcony part of the trailer, and I was chugging that horrid mike's Lemonade...I just had finished that sub a few minutes before, and sure enough I felt it comin'. But the more they told me to chug, the more I did. Then I couldn't take no more, and I vomited...little to my knowledge, I didn't see this girl; she was at the bottom of the steps, RIGHT where I aimed and threw up. It got all over her and she was wuper-pissed. I was like, "I'm sooo sorry, babe." And she was like, "Shut the hell up!" It got all in her bathing suit top and everything. But after on, she forgave me, and she tried to drown me in the ocean later that night when I finally got sobered up. A huge wave smacked me in the face and I completely recovered, like I had never drunk anything that whole night, But besides the vomiting thing, I had a blast.

 

OMG!!! Damn dude, I cant believe you yacked on that chick. Sure she never forgot that night.

 

Oh, whenever I see her, someone brings it up-lol.

 

sounds like something from the American Pie series...

 

Beach antics are funny.

 

except for those who went down in the Graveyard of the Atlantic...

 

lol, I would put a story in but whenever i go to the beach nothing that special ever happens

 

There was also the time where me and my aunt were fishin', and I snagged a small sand shark on my line. She was yellin and stuff, and this little kid who couldn't have been more than six or seven is watchin' me pull this shark up, and when I get it on the pier it starts going nut, flopping all over the place and stuff. And my aunt's like, "Keel it, keel it!" And I got sandals on, so do you know what I did? I let a crapload of slack off my line and beat the (expletive) out of the shark with my pole. It got unhooked from my line in the mighty struggle and I tossed it back into the water. And I forgot all about that little kid. I looked over at him, and his mouth was on the floor-lol. I thought he was gonna cry er somethin', and I was going, "Hey, sorry, man." "It shouldn't have..gotten on to my line."
Needless to say, I think I traumatized the poor lad. ^~^

 

the kid watched you beat a shark to death with your "pole"???? not touching that'un..

 

Me and a friend used to go over to the sound and play "crab" baseball.... you could fish around in the water with a stick, and a crab would grab ahold of it. Then just sling the crab toward the other person, and crack! Knock one out of the park! Ok, yeah, its mean, but one had pinched my foot, so it was payback time.

 

Lmao!

 

I got too many beach stories.

 

Thats not a bad thing, you know.

 

Having your umbrela fly across other people's crap's not too cool, either.

 

Oh, and dont get me started about the beaches in Mexico. At least, Acapulco. Jeez!

 

Why does it have to be Mexico, just what are ya tryin ta say, eh, Swordsman?

 

Um, that they are nasty? I've been there. Trust me, nasty they are.

 

now Shindo must defend the honor of his homeland...

 

Alright, Joe.

 

what? I was hacked. It wasn't me...

 

As the wampa turns.....

 

You've been persuaded by the masses, have you?

 

dark thoughts appearing

 

everything's normal, then..