BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, Tom! 30 seconds?

Well, gotta give ya credit. Most guys would be too embarrassed by that to admit it in public.

 

Arun--- I especially liked the bit about the sucking the brick out of the wall. (ponders and visualizes for a moment and decides she's amused)

 

Bass Poppy? A beer drinking babe!!

And at least I got the word superbeing in that short synopsis from Arun! Can't argue with the sexually charged bit either

 

I meant 15 seconds each way....I doubt many people last longer than that....

*Realises that it's gone deathly silent*

 

Isn't there a little blue pill that will help you out with that 30 second time limit?

 

Fat Tire There's some yummy for ya.

 

Poodu-- Yep, I'm a beer snob.

 

Probably, but that would mess my entire schedule...at 30 seconds, she can switch the kettle on, get undressed, do the deed and then get her knickers back on in time for a nice cuppa Rosemary....everybody's happy non?!

 

No DP, that normally REDUCES it than than EXTENDS it

Though some cases on here that would be hardly noticable ho ho

 

Anything with less than 5% of alcohol in it is a waste of time.

 

beer snob? In what way snobby regarding beer? Beer is good! Just don't like lager stuff too much meself!

Gimme a pint of Otter any day!

 

Anything less the 5% isn't beer...

 

Well, (ponders) what about one of those nice little silver rings for ones apendage?

 

Beer is icky

Tequila is God.

 

They keep slipping off.....

ED: Beth - if you ever go to church you're in for a big surprise....

 

Definition of beer snob: I do NOT drink nasty rubbish like bud, bud light, all those watery tasting yuck stuff they try to sell as beer.

(having trouble remembering all their names)

 

If you want to drink a bottle or two and lie dead till morning, Izzi.
There's nothing like beer to spice up the conversation.

And thanks, I'd rather not "Relax with an Otter"
tries to get the image out of his head

 

Interesting!

 

DP, does this mean you are hinting to us that you have one then?

ED: And you seem to have some acquired drinking tastes then...

 

um, have one what? I think I got lost in all the commotion.

 

Church? What does God have to do with church? Church is all about the prime pew and not wearing the same dress as anyone else and having the biggest hat.....

 

Okay, maybe that promo thing is a little strange... but it's a damn good pint of beer.. well many good pints of beer actually... Otter Ale, Otter Head, Otter Bright, Otter Bitter, Otter Claus (Xmas Special - damn nice!) and others!

Glad to hear that Poppy!

 

The big hats very important.

 

Namely a "nice little silver ring for ones apendage" as mentioned above?

I know someone with a Prince Albert. God knows how he pees straight now

 

Belly button ring.