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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Izzi, Jun 25, 2001.

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  1. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    No, I personally do not have one as I don't have the apendage to use it on--thank you. I was just trying to help out a poor man in distress by offering suggestions on extending his um, performance and endurance.
     
  2. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Why the hell would you want a Prince Albert done for?! For what twisted purpose?! I mean, it ain't the best looking piece of equipment known to man anyhow....bits of metal stuck through the bastich are hardly going to make it look better!

    I blame those fat cat bureaucrats in Washington....and they can put that in their pipes and smoke it....
     
  3. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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  4. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Have to say I would find it very amusing seeing a fat cat beaureaucrat smoking a Prince Albert! :p
     
  5. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    LOL Poods

    There is so much potential for something to go wrong with a Prince Albert!
     
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    -- returns to the room carrying a tray filled with sandwiches --

    Thought I'd make everyone a sandwich to go with their beer.
     
  7. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This, DP, is why I love coming here, cos it's funny and just so off the wall. Smoking Prince Alberts indeed...

    And btw, women can have them done too, I have seen pictures of it...
     
  8. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    You know, I always wondered...

    Was there a prince named Albert who had his penis pierced or is that just a name someone pulled out of a hat or something?
     
  9. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I went out with a bird who had her clit done (can I say that?) and it used to annoy me no end.....bloody freezing! I did have my eyebrow pierced when I had my dreads but every time a breeze turned up the flucker would get ripped out in a blaze of hair.
     
  10. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Izzi... Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria from 1838 to 1851 (when he died). Why the procedure is named after him though, I have no bloody idea...
     
  11. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I had my nose done and a nipple done ( for a laugh )

    The nose hurt more...
     
  12. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Probably cos it's catchier than 'Metal through glans'.....
     
  13. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mayhem-- I know women can have hoo-hoo piercing, as men, but I wasn't talking about piercing. I was talking about ***k rings. Different thing altogether.
     
  14. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I can't deal with people who pierce their face....that's just sooo...soooo...well, so tacky!
     
  15. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I can't imagine that being a particularly pleasant experience.. piercing or ***k rings... not for the fella anyhoo! ;)

    As for Prince Albert... are you sure he died at the age of 13 Mayhem? :p
     
  16. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    And piercings elsewhere (other than ears) aren't tacky?
     
  17. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Jesus, Soggy! Did you see what your daughter just said?!

    Ummm....I hear they're supposed to extend a guys staying power. :) At last something a guy wears that can benefit women!
     
  18. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Like the Arab Strap or those little rubber ones with the extra clit stimulators on?

    Just for the record, I reckon I could last a minute if I was thinking about Magaret Thatcher naked on a cold day....

    ED: Izzi - what about the wallet?! That always seems to come in handy....As for benefitting women, I wold've thought the privilege of being impaled was enough....just can't please some people....
     
  19. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Navel piercings are cute!
     
  20. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yep Izzi, I saw it. Looks like I'll have to take strict disciplinary actions here.
     
  21. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I dunno, just everytime I see someone with their nose or their eyebrows, lips, tongue or whatever pierced, I wanna hurl.
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    One of me ex's friends went to Sweden and brought back a present for her... a rubber ***k ring... too damn tight, man...
     
  23. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm just sitting here, laughing my butt off. If I had anything to drink my firm would have to buy a new monitor - this one would drown.
    I don't like piercing. I'm obviously used to girls with their ears pierced, but anything else makes me think of disco/trance scene. Call me old-fashioned if you like.
     
  24. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I had the same problem but in reverse...one vigourous thrust too many and it was potholing time...got the torch out and everything....
     
  25. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I just want to know how they get them off when they're finished.. perplexing mystery.
     
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