ST Best quotes from the ST to use out of context in real life or online

Tell that to KanjiKlub works for many situations hilariously. I agree. It's difficult to resist throwing on a heavy Scottish accent when saying it though!

 

When I found your posts, I saw raw, untamed power… and beyond that, something truly special.


A podcast!

 

Asking your lazy boss for a raise for no good reason and when he says “no certainly not!”

Then you say “why not? I’ve seen your daily routine. You’re NOT busy!”

MJ

 

Yes! I've used this one several times, though I could never resist the accent.

I really like using "Thanks for the support General." (best said really really sarcastically)

 

That really is nowhere.

 

Telling someone "may the force be with you" so they'll go away and you can finish stealing a car in peace.

 

I say "Let's not have a scene" to my brothers a lot. Sadly (or not...?) they haven't caught on on yet and replied, "No, let's!"

I also randomly start reciting, "What did you shoot me with?!" "Active tracking!" "What now?!" but it's never related to anything I'm doing

 

Those two are great!

 

I used to say, And.... here comes the parade, all the time, but I don't say it as often now. It's pretty funny to use though....

 

When you're selling spice:

"Get your spice!"

 

"Look what you have made."

 

'Can you see my surroundings? I can't see yours' as a pick up line.
(Don't get cocky if it ever works: it was I who bridged your minds)

 

“Something far worse has happen to you“ is an even nicer quote in my opinion! It's so flexible.

“Oh, you grew some weight, huh?“
“Something far worse has happen to you.“

“You became a bit silent in communication.“
“Something far worse has happen to you!“

“You are too late today!“
“SOMETHING FAR WORSE HAS HAPPEN TO YOU!“

 

"Weak! Like your parents."

That is surprisingly useful.

 

The most flexible is "[sigh] Somehow __________has _________". It's as flexible as "One does not simply _______" and "You may die ______ or live long enough to see yourself become a __________"

 

I think "I have never seen so few _______" is quite versatile.

 

"Hello... I Babu Frik" is almost never relevant or useful.

 

Who talks first? You talk first?

 

Perfect for use in Board meetings, then.

 

"In order to solve this problem I must have a Star Wars IV A New Hope."

 

Kylo's We'll see whenever someone falsely presumes is right.

You know what I come for when I dont know what I came for. Also for sex/flirting purposes. Often coupled with You know I can take whatever I want , That lightsaber it belongs to me and We're not done yet.
Actually pretty much ANY SW quote can be used for flirting, most of Kylo Ren's.

I will finish, what you started at work when I lose patience waiting for results. Also anything else?

You are so right, but still do it my way, when agreeing ironically. And Maz's Hmmmm.... NO, when refusing sincerely. Normally in situations with my kids. Like after a 30 min debate about the necessity to vacuum her room or buying yet another PC game my son baaaadly needs.

WHERE IS ITTTT? when looking for stuff in the groceries stores.

Did you see THAT? -I saw it! when watching a good soccer game.

I'm Being Torn Apart. I Want To Be Free Of This Pain, and Let the past die kill it if you have to, and all other EMO Kylo quotes when I'm beeing overly dramatic...or PMSing...


I could do this all night when listing what ST quotes I use in real life.
The saddest part is seeing that incomprehension in the eyes of most of the reciepients of them....there simply isn't that much SW fans where I come from.

 

oh you worry about misogyny towards women when I use You know I can take whatever I want for no reason. I am straight. If anything it could be considered feministic?

But you remind me of the SW quote that I'd use is someone was being misogynistic twards me: Stop taking my hand!