Big Brother 3

jade will be the first one out (too loud and annoying), then kate (bossy and pretencious) and then spencer (hes too quiet).

unless spences looses it and butchers them all with a knife. or burns the house down.
or eats someone. preferably jade.

 

I can imagine Jade trying to eat people.

 

Jade is gonna go first.

But Kate... Hot or what!

I like Sandy, he's gonna be one of the popular ones.

 

I'm with TC and Wormie. I watched a few minutes of it at the BBQ last year. It was one of the blokes shaving, and I wondered why the frag people watch this!

 

they should get rid of that loud 20 year old tart. "Iam going command, and my birthday is on..." is all she bleeding said.
Also "i dont like this, i like this, if i dont get this" FFS feck off like the slapper you are, back to your hole.

That other blonde bird (who looks like she has grey hair, i got told it was platinum blonde COUGH*GREY*COUGH) is alright, even thou she eats like a hamster!

The big black bird is cool

Alex looks like a wanna be childrens tv presenter

The scottish one, ok.

The rest, cant remember.

 

Oh good. The club is growing in number. That should make TC feel better.

 

What time and what day's it on, nowadays?

 

check you local listings for times and dates.

but usually c4 or e4

 

I watched quite a bit of it on E4 last summer, but now ITV Digital's gone bust, I can't... Have missed the final weeks of both BBs so far because of fieldwork for uni, so I am not gonna miss it this time round.
Glad it's not just me who can't stand Jade. Alex looks better with his haircut (did you see the mop in his application video? yikes!), but his comments about Sept 11th annoyed me. He is a Star Wars fan though...
OMG, I'm taking this too seriously already - yup, am a BB junky!

 

I must have missed that, when did Alex say he was a Star Wars fan ?

Heehe that got me thinking....can you imagine of all the housemates on BB turned out to be a bunch of Star Wars freaks.
LOL wouldn't that be fun

And Kate is not bad yeh, but I reckon you are only saying she is so hot because the rest of the girls are such mingers

 

I read it on the BB website. Yes, I am that sad...

 

I am also sad enough to have read that. PJ is a big fan aswell apparently.

 

Was anyone watching late last night (Sat)? When I flicked over it said "Sorry for the intermittant sound, this is due to legal reasons etc etc." or words similar? Anyone know what that was about? ?

 

Only watched the first BB cos it was unexpected and people weren't full aware of what bits were gonna be filmed. So when the next BB hit the screens it was kind of copied. The people in it knew they were being filmed and made an annoying habit of pretending they weren't. And I think they should have stopped it after the first one instead of making an entire series. You've got to admit in the long run its a bunch of crap.

 

Jesus christ, what was last night about?????? The sound going on and off every two minutes, no clips of what happened during the day, and 10 minutes of an empty chicken coupe, and the older fat bloke in bed reading a birds magzine.

£**k $@k&

BRING ON THE WORLD CUP!!!!!

 

Once again it rocks...

The Arse : Any bird that can volley a football has got to have something going for her..plus she has nice round firm arse and didn't pack any bras......lovely

The Mouth :Too much like Helen

The Model : Lose those trainers man..

Spencer: Discusses star wars on first night.....a very, very bad sign

The Kilt: I think Sandy is alright....but I don't think he'll last long

The Barrister: tries too hard...

The Fireman: Never trust a man with pointy side burns

The Muscle: Never trust a man with a nike swoosh tatooed on his arm and white tracky bottoms

The Braids: Has anyone noticed she stands around alot looking into thin air....suspect

The Hippy girl: About as intrestiing as taking the bin bags out

PJ: Grade A Tool

The Momma: Try's peoples glasses on and says wicked...a sure fire winner

 

spencer: is the person the other members want out of the house already you can tell he dosent join in. Sandy is trying to bring him in put he aint interested.

Saunti (SIC) looks like conni from blue peter.

They all seem to be doing everything at once thou give it a week and they will all know each otehrs sexual habits, who they want to sleep with in the bb house.


Also on the sound cutting out i reckon they said something that went against the grain of the producers such as maybe commenting on other previous bb house prats, which i reckon is banned anyway.

anyway iam off to bed, when this damn helicopter fs off! (i think sometimes i live in south central la)!

 

Jade has got to go. First off, she looks like a pig. Second, she's got the most obnoxious mouth in the world ever.

Kate. Wow. Can keepy-uppy better than me (not hard, I know), downs pints, takes the piss outta callers and wears sexy glasses. Nice!

My tip for the winner? Jonny the Fireman or the Big Momma

 

im gonna win

 

Lynne gets my support

 

Yep, I go with Poodu's winners.

Jonny is a good all-rounder and I love his accent.

I like Alison. She IS the Momma. The only girly in there with any sense.

Sandy...awwwwww...I really like him too. Except that Union Jack jumper...I hated that.

Jade? I feckin hate her. "What's sparagus?"

LMAO

 

lol! Common as pig-****

 

Once again, it is a very politically correct line-up of people.

Makes you wonder whether they are selected because they would be good for the house or whether it is because they are the correct ethnic origin/sexual orientation/size to complete the puzzle.

Is this just false 'equality' or am I overly cynical?

 

Kate is fit, but......she doesn't have a top lip.....

 

Mandalorian, your the last bit.