Chic, IL Blatent drive for post #2000

IT'S THE THREAD THAT WILL NEVER DIE!!!!

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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:06 PM
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You can read these posts, but they are mostly going to be inane rambles, posted for the express purpose to earn number 2000.
Ready??

Then ride the wave, folks!


JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:07 PM
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I ate at KFC today. Yum.
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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:08 PM
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Anybody got an Skittles?
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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:09 PM
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There was a news story a couple years back about a man that died. The family blamed the death on his recent prescription to Viagra. The coroner stated the cause of death was "hardening of the arteries".
Sometimes the jokes make up themselves...

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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:09 PM
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Duran Duran songs already don't make sense, so let's have Bob Dylan sing them.
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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:12 PM
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My birthday is October. But anyone is wants to buy me a gift at Wizard World, I'll still be appreciative.
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maveric
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:13 PM
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Oops, multiple post. Browser Hiccup
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Joshua Gregory
Ambassador for the South Bend, IN Forum
MTFBWYA!


JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:13 PM
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Phew.....my fingers are getting tired. 5 more to go, though.
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maveric
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:14 PM
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I am a rock...I am an (I forget the words?)
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Joshua Gregory
Ambassador for the South Bend, IN Forum
MTFBWYA!


JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:14 PM
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Stop that Mav!!! You're gonna mess me up.
You're in cahoots with Penguin, aren't you?


maveric
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:15 PM
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Number 1999!
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maveric
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:15 PM
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Number 2000!
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maveric
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:15 PM
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Yay! I got 2000 AND 2001! Wah-Hoo!
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MTFBWYA!

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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:15 PM
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I'm king of the world!!!!
Unless maveric messed me up.

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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-02-2000 04:17 PM
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JediGemini
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 01:49 PM
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I'm sure you meant the Lettermen to our LENO, right Le_Penquin?
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"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!" --Leia



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 02:26 PM
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Jay Leno... I'm reminded of Martin Prince's response when asked about Ray Bradbury: "(waving his hand dismissively)I'm aware of his work."
-Le Penguin
"And the number one phrase that I'm runing into the ground: Homer Simpson!"



JediAutobot
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 03:16 PM
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For me it's Johnny Carson to anyone else. Conan, Letterman, Leno all fall before might King of Late Night!


JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 05:51 PM
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Leno sucks. Why does the audience clap at EVERY ONE of his crappy jokes?
And Sheri & Autobot, who you calling "scruffy looking"?

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"Boring conversation anyway"



MaraJadeSkywalker
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 08-16-2000 07:03 PM
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LOL, don't get out the straight jacket yet, I knew Le_Penguin was just having fun. And knowing how lovable you Chicagoans are, I can understand how Le_Penguin could get a bit excited about it!
But seriously... Leno and Carson are both better than Letterman!

Not that I'm trying to stir the pot anymore than I already have...




MaraJadeSkywalker
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 08-16-2000 07:07 PM
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P.S. JediJeff, you should start a blatant drive for 2400... or 2500 even!



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 07:43 PM
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I really like Letterman and O'Brien; Kilborn is not without his charm, but I agree that Carson tops them all. The only person who can give Crason a run for his money is Krusty...
Krusty: I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all. Sea Captain. Joey Bishop.
Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.
Krusty: [wistfully] Oh, yeah... I slaughtered the Special Olympics!

-Le Penguin
"My face! My valuable, valuable face!!"



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 07:47 PM
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BTW HothLand Girl, I started a "blatant drive for #5000" moments after JJ's failed attempt to reach 2000, so we're in a holding pattern until 5001.
Oh, and of course I was kidding. Sure. Really. Right.

-Le Penguin
"Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"



Vader's Padawan
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 08:03 PM
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Mara,
Glad you're so understanding. Rest assured that the club has purchased a pair of restraining bolts should the need arise.



JediGemini
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 08:44 PM
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Thanks for the support MaraJadeSkywalker! Leno is at the top of my list (I'm actually watching him right now), though I am a little too young to remember Carson.
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Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-16-2000 09:19 PM
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Jesus, Leno _sucks_. He avoids everything but the cheapest laughs. He's so afraid of angering the network/spons

 

MaraJadeSkywalker
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 08-22-2000 05:47 PM
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Admit it, JediJeff... you just like those Pepsi commercials (the one with the curly-haired girl)...
To each their own!

We should rename this post "Musings on Chicago's superiority, late night hosts, NIN, soft drinks and Le_Penguin's instability..."




JediGemini
Jedi Knight posted 08-22-2000 07:00 PM
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Hey, first we go 2500 posts then we got the first topic to go to three pages! Hey, we're good!
So, if I had to choose a soda, it would be A&W Rootbeer.
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Stardreamer
Jedi Knight posted 08-22-2000 08:00 PM
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Pepsi... can't stand it, unless I have some cherry syrup handy. That at least makes it bearable to me. The same goes for any diet cola, be it Pepsi or Coke or whatever else.
Coke is my cola of choice, but in fact I'm more likely to pop open a can of Lipton Brisk (no lemon) or Canada Dry than anything else. Or Mountain Dew, if I need a cold caffeine fix....

Hey, y'know, nobody's mentioned RC yet. I used to like RC best, but I think they changed it when they changed the logo, and now it's a bit too acidic for me. Or perhaps it's just 'cause I haven't had any in a while. ::shrug::

Thom




Fulvia Blis
Jedi Knight posted 08-22-2000 08:57 PM
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a&w rootbeer? i've got a lot of bad memories of the stuff...probably stems from spending a year toiling at one of their restaurants...personally, i like mug rootbeer.


Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-22-2000 09:45 PM
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Hey, how's about some of that blue milk Luke had in ANH? (just trying to maintain a sliver of SW in here somewhere)
Gemini, sorry to burst your bubble, but Australia has a FOUR-page thread. It's called "Anyone else afraid something'll happen to George Lucas before he finishes Star Wars?", and while it does include a lot of chatter, the majority of the posts stick to SW-related subjects. Of course, it seems to be five or six topics rolled into one: they talk about soundtracks, collecting, editing, fan sites, etc.

Instability, Twin-Cities-lady-type person? Why I'm as stable as... well... um... did I say something?

Biscuits!!
Of course Jar Jar likes cereal!
Where'd this scar come from?
Who's been sleeping in my dumbwaiter!?

-Le Penguin
"That raccoon stole my lambchop!"



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-22-2000 10:27 PM
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Or we could rename it it "throw stuff out there that would force jeff to choose to drink a Coke". RC sucks. I agree - I think when they changed the can they changed the flavor. Why didn't that get front page free advertising like when Coke faked the flavor change?
I should go through all these threads and get all my sucks together (insert joke here). Let's see - I hate:
Cubs, Krispy Kreme, Coke, RC, AOL, Australian beer, New York, Jay Leno, Jolt, NIN, Gearge Bush Jr, Survivor, Oprah, both country and western music, and the new Azteck thing from Olds. Did I miss anything?

And Penguin, you talked something of a dumbwaiter about post #1746 or so. Or was in Paris in '92?

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"Boring conversation anyway"



JediLars
Jedi Knight posted 08-23-2000 03:37 PM
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Don't forget our Introductions thread that hit over 100 posts, I do believe that post had 3 segments as well as another besides this thread. Sorry to burst the old bubble again!
Jedi

 

Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 06:38 AM
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+++(What does it mean when one's tagline is longer than one's post?)+++
It means you're learning.

+++I look at it this way - I could drive before all of you. I could drink before all of you.+++

...and you'll very likely die before all of us. So get back in your hole, old man.

-Le Penguin
"This dialogue has none of the wit or sparkle of Murphy Brown."



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 06:41 AM
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Cool, four pages. How about that...
-Le Penguin
"Book of Revelations...fire-breathing dragon's head... tail made outta snakes.. who else is it gonna be!?"
'...Jesus?'



BluJediLapis
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 06:56 AM
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Yeah, good for you Jeff. But I can't anyway, so you can just drink and drive, cuz your older than I am.

Lapis
"You mean to tell me, that you were 18 all the time, and you weren't buying beer for us??!!"



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 08:47 AM
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I won't ever die.
Let's see - other things I did before the rest of CF: Earn my own money. Graduated school. Saw ANH. Got all the original toys. Dated. The list could go on and on....

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ChicagoForce scapegoat



maveric
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 08:53 AM
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Could it be? Is this our first topic with 4 pages!!?

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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 10:31 AM
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Amazing - the most popular thread in Chicago started with me being an dork. What's that tell everybody?
Plus, of the previous 124 posts, any of them SW related?

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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 10:40 AM
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Chronoligically, this thread has gone like this:
JediJeff trying to post #2000, through ridicule at him for failing to do so, on to comments concerning the number of post Chicago has, through the male members failing miserably to pick up other Star Wars chicks, on down through reasons why Leno sucks, over to other things that suck, around to a cola arguement, a slight detour to a donut debate, back to warm fuzzy thoughts on what's great in the world, on to the current discussion of the number of rings you would count should JediJeff be bisected. Phew......

And I saidbisected folks.... bi-SECTED - nothing else.

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ChicagoForce scapegoat



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 08-30-2000 01:58 PM
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+++the most popular thread in Chicago started with me being an dork+++
Don't forget about being a big loser immediately after that. A loser to someone from Indiana, no less. Ha!

Oh, and if we were to bisect you, we wouldn't see rings so much as long, thin layers running down the length of your body. See, to bisect a person means to cut them in half lengthwise down the center with the desired result of having two pieces that are essentially mirror images of each other. To count your rings, we'd simply need to slice you horizontally through somewhere just below the ribcage, thus obtaining the desired result of a stump-like lower torso in which we would undoubtledly encounter encounter several dozen rings. All this adds up to one inescapable conclusion: JediJeff is definitely becoming mor

 

JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 09-08-2000 10:20 AM
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This post will remain #1.
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JediAutobot
Jedi Knight posted 09-08-2000 10:29 AM
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Wow, 5 pages of posts. The scary thing is that I read every single one.


maveric
Jedi Knight posted 09-08-2000 10:33 AM
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You know, this may be the largest post in the Chicago forum, but it isn't the largest in fan force. There is one in the General forum that is 14 pages long! Over 500 posts!
But, jeff, I still think you're cool.



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JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 09-08-2000 12:51 PM
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You mean there WAS a larger post in the general forum.
Patience, my young padawan. Soon, this forum will be the ultimate power in the universe. Then, I shall use it!

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Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 09-08-2000 02:26 PM
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Use it to do what? By the time anyone finishes reading all this crap, they'll have long since fallen into a deep sleep or killed themselves from a sudden case of extreme depression. We're closing in on 200 posts for this thread and not a thing has been said that's worth saving. Ooh, some of us like pepsi; Leno sucks. Big deal. I'm turning off my computer so I can go have fun.
-Le Penguin
"Barbershop!? That ain't been popular since ought-six, dagnabbit."



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 09-08-2000 02:28 PM
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For a thread you dislike, you sure have spent a lot of time in it.
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JediJeff
ChicagoForce scapegoat/punching bag



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 09-09-2000 12:57 AM
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Kinda like your mother.
-Le Penguin
"Go to Hell. Please."



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 09-09-2000 11:36 PM
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Okay Penguin, that went a little too far....
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JediJeff
god-like ChicagoForce scapegoat/punching bag



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 09-10-2000 03:06 AM
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Nothing is "too far", my emotionally juvenille young friend. I learned over a decade ago that eveyone has their limit, but I didn't think your's was so close. ***** . There's a ....... harsheness... that exisists in today's world. I found it in '91 or '92, and I thought you had as well. Encountering this barrier and breaking through it frees a person to act as freely as he/she wants, both physically and emotionally. I met the barrier with a smile mixed with trepidation and zeal. It occurs to me that your encounter with said barrier was one of fear and reluctance. Perhaps yu are not the reckless man that I have sought.
Perhaps a test. Answer this question (or at least stand up to its answer): "What is 14 inches long and makes a woman scream all night?"

I'll email you the answer, and you can tell me if you want to contionue our harmless banter after that...

-Le Penguin
"Elvis was a hero to most..."



soulcoughing
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 09-10-2000 12:02 PM
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...but he never meant $h!t to me."
What's up with Bob?
Don't give in to the dark side

 

maveric
Jedi Knight posted 10-02-2000 08:44 PM
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Ahem....200
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Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 10-03-2000 12:53 AM
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About once a week, I think to myself "I could probably afford to make it out to WindyCon this year. It'd be nice to see everybody in person (again.)"
Then something like this happens, and all of a sudden I'm considering taking the day off on Oct 18.

I'll see you all in Hell.

-Le Penguin
"I never worked a day in my life. I just lay back and let the big beat lead me."



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 10-03-2000 12:57 AM
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On the topic of cereal, here's something from our man at satirewire.com:
KELLOGG'S NAILED FOR BUNDLING
Battle Creek, Mich. (SatireWire.com) ? Emboldened by its success against Microsoft, the U.S. Justice Department yesterday accused cereal giant Kellogg's of "anti-competitive, anti-consumer" practices related to the bundling of small boxes of different cereals into Kellogg's Variety Packs. According to Justice, the 10-box variety packs force consumers to purchase brands that are "unnecessary and gratuitous," such as Corn Flakes and Special K, just to get the Froot Loops. Kellogg's immediately rejected the allegations, calling Attorney General Janet Reno an "oatmeal eater."




JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-03-2000 07:53 AM
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About fricking time the government noticed Kellogg's and their "Fun Packs"! Talk about a monopoly. Did you all know that General Mills tried to come out with a competitive version calls GM "Mini-Breaks"??? You don't, do you? Cuz Kellogg's took a few of General Mill's mid executive for a little "swim", if you catch my drift.
Don't **** with Kellogg's!

Oh Penguin, I might be stopping by on the 19th instead. Maybe - don't know yet. Might want to just go to Arubu the entire week.

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"yeah....whatever."



jedigal
Jedi Knight posted 10-03-2000 08:57 AM
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MJS: Spam song?
LP: Ha! Your link would not load. Kept stopping halfway done. So if you still want to say it, you'll have to be more..... direct.

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JediAutobot
Jedi Knight posted 10-03-2000 10:30 AM
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I believe Bob was trying to point out that we already have a blantant drive for 5000 started by himself. He started about the same time as Jeff did the 2000 post.
JediAutobot



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-03-2000 11:37 AM
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Penguin tried to steal my thunder. I sued him and won. Notice he never uses the word 'planetary' in any of his posts - part of the settlement......
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"yeah....whatever."



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 10-03-2000 01:00 PM
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Damn him for bringing that up again. "*********" is one of my all-time favorite words. I love it like the best of parents could only dream of loving their children. To go a day without using in is like a day without coca-cola. And now it's gone, gone forever from all of my online rantings.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THIS FEELS, DAMMIT!!! Try posting over 400 times on this board without using the letter "e" and you'll only have a glimpse of the agony and deep depression tha

 

JediAutobot
Jedi Knight posted 10-09-2000 10:28 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Le_Penguin:
ITEM: 1000 posts, eh? Is that factoring in all the times you've posted under different aliases like "The Real Masta Cow", "Not Jedi Jeff", "Maveric", "Bobafemme", "BluJediLapis", "BoshTalk", "Jedi Autobot", and "Le_Penguin"?
-Le Penguin
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???

I am not a clone! Well...of JediJeff anyway.

Geez..I guess I should start posting more often so as not to be mistaken for that dor....uh I mean that nice guy Jeff. Really that's what I was going to type.




Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 10-09-2000 11:03 AM
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A friend of mine found me the coolest computer game ever. It's called Tux Racer v0.63. I'm not sure where he found it, but I imagine it would show up under an Alta Vista or Yahoo search. To fully enjoy the game, I'd say you need at least a 233 and probably a 3D card (just a few megs in the card would do.)
In my (very) biased opinion, it blows Episode I Racer out of the water. It's a small game actually, only about 14 megs; so if you can find it, nab it.

-Le Penguin
"If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-09-2000 12:18 PM
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jedigal - are you really 'natural'????
Autobot - just hand over the comics and no one get's hurt.

Penguin - I'll try it out. For others here's a link to the game he's talking about.


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Wes Janson in a bee costume



BluJediLapis
Jedi Knight posted 10-09-2000 01:04 PM
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Yeah, well, I think i'm gonna try a new color after this. It makes my hair dry and stuff, so once the funds are back up, new color it is!
And I am not a copy either, thank you very much!!!!

Lapis
"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?



jedigal
Jedi Knight posted 10-09-2000 02:16 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by JediJeff:
jedigal - are you really 'natural'????

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From Roget's II: The New Thesaurus
natural - adjective
1. Produced by nature; not artificial or manmade. Syns: organic, unadulterated, -Idiom: pure as the driven snow.
2. Artless
3. Built-in
4. Illegitimate
5. Innate
6. Realistic
7. Rustic
8. Wild

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Um.... no?
4. Almost. I was born on my due date, but parents married only 7 months before.
5. Um....
6. Yes
and No
7. Yes
and No
8. Very




maveric
Jedi Knight posted 10-09-2000 07:27 PM
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LP: A CLONE of Jedi Jeff? I could KILL you for saying that, do you hear me? Kill you!
Gels gels gels gels gels gels gels!!!!


Actually, if you look back at all of the posts and pretend that I am Jedi Jeff, talking to myself...it's pretty funny!

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Satisfying your Indiana jones



MaraJadeSkywalker
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 10-09-2000 08:15 PM
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Let me change my vote from deepest purple to "Mara Jade smoldering red"!


Are you implying that the nice Not_JediJeff poster on the Minneapolis board is really JediJeff himself?!

I just asked Bobafemme and she assured me she's N

 

JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 12:56 PM
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OH MY GOD!!!! Anne Heche over Charlize??? Give me a break! You see the recent issue of Vogue? The day a dress on Anne hangs on her the way is does on Charlize on the cover is the day I buy Chicago Force, Minnesota Force and the entire Aussie board a round of drinks.
Not
gonna
happen
!

And Penguin - okay. I'll bring cash that day. Ya know, ya won't have to tell your wife and stuff [wink, wink].....

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JediJeff
Wes Janson in a bee costume



Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 01:00 PM
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If you were allowed in to look at SUE, then you were here either when the museum was opening at 8 over the summer, or just before that when SUE had just opened and she was drawing 17,000 a day so they were letting people in early in an effort to keep the crowds down. If you get up here at 9:30 on a Thursday, it's not going to be bad crowd-wise in SW:MOM. I guess it all depends on how much time you plan on spending in here...
Oh, and Anne Heche is nasty. She was nasty in "6Days/7Nights", and she was nasty in "PseudoPsycho" (although she wasn't bad lookin' in "Wag the Dog.)

-Le Penguin
"Well, I'm the only one here..."



Bobafemme
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 01:33 PM
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Anne was the most hot in Return to Paradise. Just take a look at her shoes in that movie. I'd sleep with Anne Heche a hundred times over before Shannen Doherty. I won't disagree on Michelle Yeoh's fineness, though.


Empyre
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 02:50 PM
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Actually we sort of cheated now that I remember it. We sort of sneaked in behind an employee.


JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 03:16 PM
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Hmmm.......wonder which employee!?!?!?!
Heh heh heh .....

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JediJeff
Wes Janson in a bee costume



MaraJadeSkywalker
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 10-12-2000 04:50 PM
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Charlize Theron? Anne Heche? No... I think I'll stick to my Luke!
Hey, and it even has a SW reference! SW reference... in this thread?! UNBELIEVABLE!!!






BluJediLapis
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 06:16 PM
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Ohhhhkay...
I have a list of hotties i will never ever get a chance with!!!!

on that list is (SW REFERENCE) Ewan!! and OBI!!

Yeah, and if anyone will be at the MoM on like the 20-21-22?? you can say hi!!

Lapis
"Cocoa wheats, cocoa wheats cant be beat, its the creamy hot cereal with the cocoa treat!"



MaraJadeSkywalker
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 10-12-2000 07:20 PM
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Oh yes, Obi DoMe Kenobi is definitely on my list of doable hotties!!!



JediGemini
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 08:40 PM
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Hey, Lapis. I might be there on the 20. And as for Ewan: Oh, yeah! I always thought the Freddi Prinze Jr. was hot, too.
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Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 10-12-2000 10:29 PM
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I find all this talk about male hotties boring and highly demeaning! Men (especially Jedi and Lighting Techs) are not objects or toys. We are living, caring individuals who I believe

 

jedigal
Jedi Knight posted 10-25-2000 10:37 PM
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OK, I tried it again, and I got it this time. After I saw it on a thread in MN. At least now we know a place we can get them for a free call in case there's no one home to give us one when we need it.


jedigal
Jedi Knight posted 10-25-2000 10:37 PM
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OK, I tried it again, and I got it this time. After I saw it on a thread in MN. At least now we know a place we can get them for a free call in case there's no one home to give us one when we need it.


JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-27-2000 10:22 AM
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Song of the week time. The beginning of the week (Oct 23rd) was the 57th anniversary of the start of the battle of El Alamein. For those of you unfamilar with it - READ A DANG HISTORY BOOK! Actually, it the battle that made Montgomery a household name in England, all but ceased the career of Erwin Rommel and ended the Axis control of Asia. So, in honor, right click, save this, and enjoy. And if you don't get the relation, READ A DANG HISTORY BOOK!
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JediJeff
Wes Janson in a bee costume

[This message has been edited by JediJeff (edited 10-27-2000).]



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-30-2000 02:59 PM
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Geez - could this place be any quieter today???? At least I had an excuse - my damn net connection at home is messed up. I think I have to rebuild my hard drive (oh joy).
Now com'on people - RAMBLE!!

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JediJeff
Wes Janson in a bee costume



soulcoughing
Jedi Knight (Moderator) posted 10-30-2000 03:57 PM
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rumble, rumble, rumble...
mutiny, mutiny, mutiny...
Gee, I was thinking perhaps all of the halloween parties/preparation is exhausting everyone's time this weekend/week.


hApPY HaLowEeN!!!
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Le_Penguin
Jedi Knight posted 10-31-2000 06:45 AM
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Actually, I'm caught in the continuous loop of trying to recover from last weekend combined with gearing up for next weekend. From the middle of September (wife's b-day) to the middle of January (emerging from annual New Year's coma) there's something fairly major going down every single weekend during this time of year. Last week was Halloween; this coming weekend is my birthday along with two others, next weekend a friend is coming home from the Navy..... it never ends. I need an Accossiate Bob.
-Le Penguin
"Can we just pump up Servo's head until it pops?"



JediJeff
Jedi Knight posted 10-31-2000 07:50 AM
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2 BOBS!!! Holy Schnikies! Perish the thought.
Hey.....I thought of something on the way into work today. A pretty decent question. Actually, I thought of two things, and believe it or not one is Star Wars related, but I will post that in the correct thread. Anyway, my question here is simple, but can be very interesting for those that read the answers: Name three songs that mean something to you, and the reason why the song does. I'll answer first, obviously...

1) Queen "Somebody To Love" - it's pretty much a self explanitory answer when you listen to it.
2) Van Halen "Dreams" - it's the one line in there that sums up everything about me "Standing on broken dreams - never losing sight". For as much of a cynical bastard and unmoved by things, deep deep down inside of me is this little optomist, beat up and bruised, that keeps thinking "This time it'll be my turn".
3) Billy Joel "I Go

 

Woohoo! Hurray for the return of blatant drives! And what fun! There aren't 2000 posts yet, so we could actually drive towards something! Awesome!

I can't stop using exclamation points! I'm feeling very enthusiastic! Help me! They're coming to take me away! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

 

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wooooooo, hoooooooo!!!!!!! You got me going now, jedigal. Hmmm..... How about this one? ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ Oooooo.....
It's amazing.....

 

Glad you could join me Meg!

jedigal and JediGemini
two Star Wars fans
two Geminis

out of control and loving it

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Ooooooo, I love that one! Need some more of that!

Money, money, money, MON-eAY!
MONeAY
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I have to say that I find it neat to reread some of these posts from so long ago. I read them all back when they were originally posted, but now that I've met some of these people and consider them to be good friends, it's very interesting to go back and read stuff that they wrote.

Phil

 

Of course I would Steph! Isn't this great!? I've always loved this one: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Something about the fancy a's I guess.

 

"This is what happens when demented people play with powerful toys!"

(dunno origin of quote, but it seemed appropo....)

Thom

 

Who's demented?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

Y' got a lotta talent but ya fail to see
Y' paid for yours
I got mine for free

Play in the rain and don't get wet
Walk through the desert and don't even sweat
Play in the snow and don't get cold
I'm jus a cool young brother who looks kinda old

Used to be a player
Couldn't be trusted
But still in all
I never got busted
A girl in every part of our fair city
I thought it was funny
They were all too pretty

I had 'em all spread out
Even one next door
I had 'em like that
So whatcha askin' for?
Four to five, you see was my minimum
And every day
I used to go an' get with 'em


One for every hour on the hour
One on the way while I was in the shower
Sounds kinda crazy
Sounds kinda bum
But you see, Penguin was the one they love

So you see it go to a point where they didn't care
They didn't wanna give me up
So they agreed to share

-Le Penguin
"Cuz I got it like that."

 

Ah. My question has now been answered.

 

Bump, bump, bump!

I noted the number of posts we've got, and it seems that now is the perfect time to renew the blatant post drives. Besides, some people who want stars could use this as an excuse to get some extra posts in.

What should we talk about now? I have no idea. But I'll think of something.

 

Oh, here's something. Matt (my hubby) and I are going to be in Chi in a week, Thursday and Friday. Anybody want to get together Thursday night? Maybe dinner and a movie? Or I could be flexible about other time possibilities. If ya want to get me by email, jedigalsteph@hotmail.com

 

That's the 21st and 22nd.

 

Stars? who wants stars?

 

I just want my knighthood back. I have a perfectly good sabre but am now feeling inadequate to it's awesome responsibility since I lost my status. Maybe I'll see if I can con some armor from someone and join the 501st.

 

I'm up for dinner and a movie either of those nights, as far as I know. I'll have to check my schedule at work; I use the calendar function of M$ Outlook there. (one of the rare times I will say anything good about Micro$oft)

Anyone else?

Thom