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Brett Favre.

Discussion in 'Archive: The Arena' started by Armenian_Jedi, Sep 11, 2010.

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  1. Armenian_Jedi

    Armenian_Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    As he steps onto the field for another season, Brett Favre has his eyes set on the Superbowl. A one man army who will not be stopped by any force in the NFL. A legend of this game, a true icon like no other. The Vikings did us all a favor by bringing the once retired gunslinger back into the forefront of the NFL where he belongs. A warrior that will not soon be forgotten, Favre has shaken the rust off his throwing arm to show all these young whippersnappers who the true king is.

    I remember watching Favre when I was a child. I knew then as I know now, Favre is and always will be the greatest quarterback to play the game of football. But it doesn't stop there, for there is a tale not many know. In the 1997 season, the Green Bay Packers recorded 21 total interceptions as a team. These 21 interceptions were caught by 10 different players, or so the stats say. What many don't know is that Brett Favre used to put on other player's jerseys sometimes and go out and play defense for fun. He's not the type of guy who can only play half a game, he wants to be on both sides of the ball. And in the 97 season, he got that chance. Favre intercepted every single one of those passes for the Packers that season. Had he caught them all while wearing only one jersey, that player would have undoubtedly won the defensive player of the year award.

    But wait, there's more. Wisconsin and Mississippi fire fighters have put the numbers together, and between the two states, Brett Favre has ran into 219 burning buildings and saved the lives of 42 women, 97 children, 229 pets, and one 676 pound man. It seems like I'm making this up, but I'm not.

    On the field, a legend reaching nearly mythical status. Off the field, a hero and a true patriot of this glorious nation of ours. Brett Favre is the man all women want to be with and all men want to be. God bless Favre and the Minnesota Vikings.


    Furthermore, Saro is a tremendous human being. One whose intellect is matched only by his rugged good looks. He's a kind and beautiful soul, and should have a statue erected of him in times square. Perfectly proportionate elbows and abs of steel make him every ladies dream.

    yeah...
     
  2. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    "So you like Brett Fav-ruh?"
    "What did I tell you? I'm a Niners fan."
     
  3. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part VI BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Great thread, Varouj.

    [hl=purple]They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions [/hl]:cool:
     
  5. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    F Favre in the ear
     
  6. darthdrago

    darthdrago Jedi Master star 4

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    Meh. If the guy finally ends up receiving a career-ending injury during this season, there'll be a chorus of I-told-you-so's like never before in sports history.
     
  7. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Should have thrown multiple INTs yesterday. Better get in sync quick.
     
  8. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    His steakhouse in Milwaukee was a total failure.
     
  9. Nevermind

    Nevermind Jedi Knight star 6

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    An Occulmens, are you?
     
  10. Darth McClain

    Darth McClain Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yep, he looked really old on Thursday. I really hope that this is his last campaign...
     
  11. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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  12. Armenian_Jedi

    Armenian_Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I despise you Saro.
     
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part VI BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Armenian on Armenian hate gets nothing accomplished.

    [hl=purple]They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions [/hl]:cool:
     
  14. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    Because he was too busy rescuing people from burning buildings, duh!
     
  15. Nevermind

    Nevermind Jedi Knight star 6

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    Not looking good, Brett.
     
  16. Darth_Eradycus

    Darth_Eradycus Jedi Master star 1

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    a quote from Clubber Lang comes to mind: "Fool! Shoulda neva came back!" now since i posted this, he will start to light it up.
     
  17. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He is finally getting his precious Randy Moss by the looks of it. I hear the slow guitar strums of the Brokeback Mountain theme in my head right now...
     
  18. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Force Ghost star 6

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    Oh, this is classy: [link=http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brett_got_sexty_with_gal_report_VF2AzNMERDvonzUIqZWuLO]Brett Favre allegedly sent sex photos to Jets sideline reporter[/link]
     
  19. Darth McClain

    Darth McClain Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    :oops: That's not good.
     
  20. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    Wow. I think John Madden just lost his turducken.
     
  21. StarWars_Revelation

    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

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    Nawya folks lissen up 'cuz ol' Brittfar gotsa talk turkey to ya. ol' Brittfar dawnaw why all dem ree-porturs gettin awl backup in ol Brittfar?s craw. Dem folks sure gut themselves some GUMPSHUN. Y'all steemin' likah kitty onna hot tin ruuf dere, lemme tell ya.

    Ain't nothin' wrong with ol' Brittfar wantsin' get away from dem tall coloreds wit dem big peckers on da greengrass and stir' dat talkin' pot wit dem purty blondes on da sideline wit dem big ol' hushpuppies. Yessum. Ain't nothin' wrong wit dat, cuz giss wut, y'oll chum buckits? ol' Brittfar got da horse cents. Lemme tell ya, who nah you folks gonn' lissen tuh? Some ondastreet loosy goose ree-portur? OR OL' BRITTFAR? NUMMER 4!

    dasswhatta thought.
     
  22. Rogue501st

    Rogue501st Jedi Knight star 1

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    The only thought that comes into my head when I hear or read the name Brett Favre is...

    Please retire, and stay retired!
     
  23. DarthMak

    DarthMak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    My sympathies to Brett Favre for the imminent massive punishment he's about to receive from the bitter New York Jets as well as some nice legal troubles to top it all off. They are talking that he could be suspended some games. Yeah, with $$$Roger$$$Goodell$$$ at the helm don't count on it.

    Maybe if he stayed retired in the summer of 2008 this wouldn't have happened, but that is just this bitter Packer fan's opinion. If only his father was still around...

     
  24. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Did you see Brett Favre's **** yet?
     
  25. Darth_wanderguard

    Darth_wanderguard Game Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    I just recited this entire post, in my head, accent and all.

    Dude.
     
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