Brett Favre.

As he steps onto the field for another season, Brett Favre has his eyes set on the Superbowl. A one man army who will not be stopped by any force in the NFL. A legend of this game, a true icon like no other. The Vikings did us all a favor by bringing the once retired gunslinger back into the forefront of the NFL where he belongs. A warrior that will not soon be forgotten, Favre has shaken the rust off his throwing arm to show all these young whippersnappers who the true king is.

I remember watching Favre when I was a child. I knew then as I know now, Favre is and always will be the greatest quarterback to play the game of football. But it doesn't stop there, for there is a tale not many know. In the 1997 season, the Green Bay Packers recorded 21 total interceptions as a team. These 21 interceptions were caught by 10 different players, or so the stats say. What many don't know is that Brett Favre used to put on other player's jerseys sometimes and go out and play defense for fun. He's not the type of guy who can only play half a game, he wants to be on both sides of the ball. And in the 97 season, he got that chance. Favre intercepted every single one of those passes for the Packers that season. Had he caught them all while wearing only one jersey, that player would have undoubtedly won the defensive player of the year award.

But wait, there's more. Wisconsin and Mississippi fire fighters have put the numbers together, and between the two states, Brett Favre has ran into 219 burning buildings and saved the lives of 42 women, 97 children, 229 pets, and one 676 pound man. It seems like I'm making this up, but I'm not.

On the field, a legend reaching nearly mythical status. Off the field, a hero and a true patriot of this glorious nation of ours. Brett Favre is the man all women want to be with and all men want to be. God bless Favre and the Minnesota Vikings.


Furthermore, Saro is a tremendous human being. One whose intellect is matched only by his rugged good looks. He's a kind and beautiful soul, and should have a statue erected of him in times square. Perfectly proportionate elbows and abs of steel make him every ladies dream.

yeah...

 

"So you like Brett Fav-ruh?"
"What did I tell you? I'm a Niners fan."

 

lol.

 

Great thread, Varouj.

They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions

 

F Favre in the ear

 

Meh. If the guy finally ends up receiving a career-ending injury during this season, there'll be a chorus of I-told-you-so's like never before in sports history.

 

Should have thrown multiple INTs yesterday. Better get in sync quick.

 

His steakhouse in Milwaukee was a total failure.

 

An Occulmens, are you?

 

Yep, he looked really old on Thursday. I really hope that this is his last campaign...

 

I despise you Saro.

 

Armenian on Armenian hate gets nothing accomplished.

They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions

 

Not looking good, Brett.

 

a quote from Clubber Lang comes to mind: "Fool! Shoulda neva came back!" now since i posted this, he will start to light it up.

 

He is finally getting his precious Randy Moss by the looks of it. I hear the slow guitar strums of the Brokeback Mountain theme in my head right now...

 

Oh, this is classy: Brett Favre allegedly sent sex photos to Jets sideline reporter

 

That's not good.

 

Nawya folks lissen up 'cuz ol' Brittfar gotsa talk turkey to ya. ol' Brittfar dawnaw why all dem ree-porturs gettin awl backup in ol Brittfar?s craw. Dem folks sure gut themselves some GUMPSHUN. Y'all steemin' likah kitty onna hot tin ruuf dere, lemme tell ya.

Ain't nothin' wrong with ol' Brittfar wantsin' get away from dem tall coloreds wit dem big peckers on da greengrass and stir' dat talkin' pot wit dem purty blondes on da sideline wit dem big ol' hushpuppies. Yessum. Ain't nothin' wrong wit dat, cuz giss wut, y'oll chum buckits? ol' Brittfar got da horse cents. Lemme tell ya, who nah you folks gonn' lissen tuh? Some ondastreet loosy goose ree-portur? OR OL' BRITTFAR? NUMMER 4!

dasswhatta thought.

 

The only thought that comes into my head when I hear or read the name Brett Favre is...

Please retire, and stay retired!

 

My sympathies to Brett Favre for the imminent massive punishment he's about to receive from the bitter New York Jets as well as some nice legal troubles to top it all off. They are talking that he could be suspended some games. Yeah, with $$$Roger$$$Goodell$$$ at the helm don't count on it.

Maybe if he stayed retired in the summer of 2008 this wouldn't have happened, but that is just this bitter Packer fan's opinion. If only his father was still around...

 

Did you see Brett Favre's **** yet?

 

I just recited this entire post, in my head, accent and all.

Dude.