Burning Questions! Ask the Characters Game

He lost his head quite a bit.

Mace: Why didn't you jump onto a passing speeder? Qui-Gon did it.

 

All that screaming distracted me. Besides, Qui-Gon is just a show-off same as that Chosen one Sith Lord.


R2 - do you play practical jokes on 3PO?

 

R2 - do you play practical jokes on 3PO?

I get great satisfaction from the joke I've been playing on him for years. I remembered Obi-Wan from the moment we saw him on Tatooine. But Kenobie asked me to keep the secret. I guess C-3PO's mind wipe actually worked. It kills me everytime he he learns a bit of the truth.

Han, why didn't you ever hug you children?

 

Han, why didn't you ever hug you children?

Han: They have cooties.


Gaeriel, do you ever have any regrets? As in, why didn't you ditch the stupid Balance and take the farmboy when ya had him?

 

Gaeriel. "You have no idea! Balance, who needs that? Luke's the one who complemented me!"

*Clears throat* To Borsk fey'lya and the NRDF. How does it feel to lose the galaxy to a bunch of savages whose main weapons were bugs, venom-spitting snakes and who flew in rocks that spit lava?

 

Borsk: Sorry, your question lacks parallelism, so I don't have to answer it. Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah. Mummy, where's my pudding?

[It helps if you imagine him sounding like Winston Churchill.]



Jabba, does it really feel good to be a gangster?

 

Hohohoho. Yes.


Mara Jade: Who's the better master? Palpatine or Luke?

 

Well. Palpatine...I mean Luke, was better in bed.

Palpatine - where did I come from?

 

Palpatine, well you see, when a mommy slime worm loves a daddy slime worm very much...

Mara: Do you dye your hair?

 

Yeah - it's naturally gray. I just use a de-aging device to make myself look young.

To Anakin Solo: How does it feel to be married to Tahiri Veila about five times, thanks to the various stories about you and her?

 

We were married? <.< >.> Who started those stories? They're just vicious rumors, I tell you!

To Leia: Who was the better kisser, your brother, Han, or Jabba the Hutt?

 

Leia: Palpatine.


Han, if the flower of that name doesn't exist in the GFFA, what did you mean when you called C-3PO "Goldenrod"?

 

Han: Let's just say that I gave him that name...after seeing what he was doing to Rebel base computer input socket. I dunno...that's one strange Droid, let me tell ya.

Hey Chewbacca! Now that the Empire is defeated, you've flown in and out of two Death Stars fully intact, and you've made friends with smaller hair balls like yourself....what do you want to do next?

 

Chewbacca (translated): I need to send my son to one of those boot camps for troubled youth. And maybe they can take my father, too.



Jar Jar, how did you and Boss Nass do so well on The Amazing Race?

 

Jar-Jar: We offered to make froglets with the judges. I think they just pushed us through to get rid of us.

Anakin: Do you think Obi-Wan was ever in love?

 

Obi-Wan? In love? Noooooooo


Obi-Wan - what was the deal with Melida/Daan?

 

Who? I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a Jedi. What in blazes are you doing bringing that up anyway?


Hey Luke, just how does a moisture vaporator work anyways?

 

Luke: Well, you start with ... uh ... how the heck would I know? There's a reason why I left the farm!

To Anakin: Who was the best Master? Watto, Obi-Wan, or Palpatine?

 

To Anakin: Who was the best Master? Watto, Obi-Wan, or Palpatine?

Anakin: Uh...Obi-Wan? He was more tolerant of my mistakes. The others were just mean.

Padme, was it really ok for Anakin to kill an entire Tusken village?

 

Padme, Of course not, but he was grieving, I mean people do really strange things when they're upset.

Qui-Gon, when you were an initiate how many pets did you have?

 

Qui-Gon, when you were an initiate how many pets did you have?

Over the course of time, over 300. Every time one would die it would keep hanging around, glowing blue all over the place. I'd have to kick them all out at night because they kept me awake with the light.



Guy in Bar: After you quit trying to sell deathsticks to people like Obi-wan and instead went home to rethink your life, what did you eventually decide to do?

 

Guy in the Bar: I gave up death sticks and started doing Bantha Fodder nose candy. It kinda burns a bit...but the flavor lasts a long long time.

So Watto...are ya dead yet?

 

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So Watto...are ya dead yet?

Regards,

Tatoo. org


Obi-wan: Did you ever know about Anakin's Massacre on Tatooine? Did you punish your padawan for excessive murder or mess? Did it feel like a lot of voices cried out and were suddenly silenced? Or where you busy with your whole capture and torture deal?

 

Obi-Wan: yes


So, Tarkin...why didn't you use the death star to blast Yavin out of the way giving you immediate access to the rebel base?

 

I own half the planet and the profits alone.... Of course, I went around.


Palpatine - were you Anakin's father?