Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

dangit, now i wish i wouldn't have completely wasted my "saxophone solos" card.

 

Or black people?

#bringingitback

 

I wish I were judging this one!

 

Here are the choices for:

When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ________.

Falling into the toilet
Sunshine and Rainbows
Teenage pregnancy
Bees?
Passable transvestites
Sarah Palin
Natural selection
Mouth herpes
Dead parents
A surprising amount of hair

Todd the Jedi is judging.

 

at least i had jello's vote.

 

Huzzzzzzah! Today has been an all around win day for me in game threads.

 

Seven points for Eeth!

1. tom -6
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -5
7. Ender Sai -7
8. harpua -4
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -7
11. Point Given -4
12. Todd the Jedi -3

Next black card:

What's my secret power?

tom is judging. I'll get new white cards out ASAP!

 

but of course.

 

Here are the choices for:

What's my secret power?

Genital piercings
Mad hacky-sack skills
Being a mother****ing sorcerer
The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East
A really cool hat
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart
Spectacular abs
Teaching a robot to love
An Oedipus complex
Assless chaps

tom is judging.

 

2 good ones.

 

tough, but i'm going with mad hacky-sack skills.

 

6 points for Jelloz!

1. tom -6
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -6
7. Ender Sai -7
8. harpua -4
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -7
11. Point Given -4
12. Todd the Jedi -3

Next black card:

What's there a ton of in heaven?


Xeiah is judging. I'll get new white cards out ASAP!

 

White people!

 

Okay, here are the choices for:

What's there a ton of in heaven?

Intelligent Design
Keg stands
Vigorous jazz hands
Porn stars
A cooler full of organs
Obesity
Raptor attacks
The Ubermensch
Morgan Freeman's voice
A big hoopla about nothing

Xeiah is judging.

 

Jazz hands! the answer is always jazz hands.

 

huzzah!

 

Seven points for tom!

1. tom -7
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -6
7. Ender Sai -7
8. harpua -4
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -7
11. Point Given -4
12. Todd the Jedi -3

Next black card:

What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?


BF2K1 is judging. White cards are on their way!

 

Sorry this is late. It completely slipped my mind.

Here are the choices for:

What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

Edible underpants
Drunkenly texting your ex
Amputees
Erectile dysfunction
Nazis
Three and a half babies
Justifiable homicide
3 months in the hole
Rising from the Grave
A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world

Boba_Fett_2001 is judging.

 

Ehh not a great round. I'll go with Amputees.

 

Seven points for Iellol!

1. tom -7
2. Xeiah
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -8
4. Eeth-my-Koth -7
5. jp30 -4
6 GrandAdmiralJello -7
7. Ender Sai -7
8. harpua -4
9. Yodaminch -3
10. dp4m -7
11. Point Given -4
12. Todd the Jedi -3

Next black card is a pick 2:

I never fully understood _________ until I encountered __________.


Eeth is judging. I'll get new white cards out within a few minutes.

 

Here are the choices for:

I never fully understood _________ until I encountered __________.

I never fully understood my sex life until I encountered necrophilia.

I never fully understood The Virginia Tech Massacre until I encountered ethnic cleansing.

I never fully understood women's suffrage until I encountered party poopers.

I never fully understood the American Dream until I encountered not giving a **** about the Third World.

I never fully understood old people smell until I encountered Darth Vader.

I never fully understood children on leashes until I encountered sugar madness.

I never fully understood three consecutive seconds of happiness until I encountered sniffing glue.

I never fully understood all the single ladies until I encountered Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.

I never fully understood farting and walking away until I encountered the Ooze.

I never fully understood Michael Jackson until I encountered the chronic.

Eeth-my-Koth is judging.

 

When in doubt, necrophilia.