Cass and LV's coming home party

not like a scab then, when "you're reabsorbing the blood back into your body". The thought that I used to go out with her still makes me dry retch.

 

Hmn...yeah I must've dreamed it. I often dream up ads with which to scare myself. Particularly ones involving kidz and Richard The Thirds

// downs a double

 

must be an ad exclusive to Royston Vasey then.

 

No, I've seen that ad too.

The fish toothbrush holder holding its nose.

 

well....that was advertising genius then.....

 

Aha! Royston Vasey and the rest of the world...I am vindicated...

More truth or dare anyone?

// spins bottle

 

Truth

 

Ew. Boogers and butts. I can't deal with this so early in the morning.

 

Truth? Ok, have you ever farted in public and blamed someone else?

// tops glass up

 

Of course. I'm a guy, aren't I?

 

Ewwwwwww! That's it, I'm goin.

 

Yeah but someone = your boss, say. After they've left the room.

 

I've accused my Boss whilst he's still been in the room. Great thing about having an easygoing boss.

 

Oh god - you fart @ work? Surely that's illegal?

If anyone farted here they'd be escorted out by security

 

...with 20p's on their elbows?

 

LOL

He's just been in to tell me he's going for....wait for it...25 ten pence pieces @ once now...

 

I think he's keen...tell him if he can do £50 in 2 pences..if he say's no..lick your lips and say 'shame'

 

lmao @ arun.

rach, don't do it. never underestimate the power of an obsessive. he'll be back in a fortnight with his new found ability.

 

£50 in 2ps no way

 

LOL!

I've been absolutely ripping the p!$$ out of him (quelle surprise) but I'm sure he thinks I'm secretly massively impressed by
his "great" stunt.

// cries and laughs @ the same time

 

true, but in my experience it is not a ggod idea to encourage someone who likes you but you don't like back. I remember it well.....

 

Oh, do tell. I want to hear all about Chet's stalker.

 

He's had about 5...

I've never had a stalker...if I did...i'd probably shag her...

 

So you reckon being forced to watch a twenty ten pence flicking floor show while pinned against your desk is "encouragement" on my part?