Games SWC CAT WARS!

We had something like this going on in lets write a star war So let's continue!

Let the meowdness begin!

@gizkaspice @Blobofat @Alpha-Red

 

IT HAS BEGUN!


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Sounds purrfect.

 

Luke Flystalker has vanished.
In his absence, the sinister
FIRST ORDER has risen
from the back of the garden
and will not rest until Flystalker, the last Jedi, has been destroyed.

With the support of the ALLEY CATS, General Lay-here Alldaya leads a brave RESISTANCE.
She is desperate to find her
brother Luke and gain his
help in restoring scratch posts and Cat nip to the homestead.

Leia has sent her most ambivalent tabby on a secret mission to Jakkass, where an old ally has discovered a clue to
Luke’s whereabouts …..

 

Leia's tabby cat rode across the desert of Jakkass on a USB drive to find the old ally and finally discover Luke's whereabouts...unaware of the dangers lurking ahead.

 

“Haha..that’s AWESOME!” laughed an old fool who was 100% more foolish than that one Obi Wan mentioned. You know, the one who follows fools...or maybe the leader. I’m not actually sure.

 

And then a lothcat ate the old fool. Few knew this lothcat was actually Millicent's grandparent.

 

Poe Meoarin Spoke to lor san tekka.

''Meow mraw meow meow.''

 

"Does anyone here speak cat?" asked Lor San Tekka. "Anyone at all?" That was when he saw Kylo Ren with a black kitten on his helmet approaching with a group of stormtroopers wearing orange-cat-themed earmuffs.

 

The troopers shot all the dogs i the galaxy.

 

"That was a bit...ROUGH!" laughed Kylo. He loved his puns. And licking his own ass.

Several naps later, he got back on his starship, stretched, arched his back, turned around in a circle for some reason, lay down and went to sleep.