Characters Character Interview Thread

Boba Fett (the Daniel Keys Moran version):
"Laws exist for the unjust and evil must be brought to justice. Everyone dies."

Lowers his macrobinocular viewplate. "What does that tingle of paranoia tell you to do?"

 

Talon Karrde: It's not paranoia, it's a finely honed self-preservation instinct. And it tells me that knowledge always serves as a protection.

What sort of knowledge do you consider to be the most valuable?

 

Mace Windu:

Knowledge of oneself is of paramount importance. It is not sufficient to learn how to wield the Force; you must understand how the Force will act upon you, and through you. If you fail to examine your character, your values, your strengths and vulnerabilities, you leave yourself unguarded. The Dark Side will find a path inside you, and you will not know what is happening to you until it is far too late.

What in your opinion is the ideal frosting to cupcake ratio?

 

Leia Organa: It depends on the frosting. And on how dry the cupcake is. I prefer to err on the side of generosity.

How many unexpected guests have you ever had at one dinner party?

 

Joa Windu:

[laughs] All of them! Okay, so what happened was, I came home late from the bar-- and this was after work so I was exhausted; yeah, I'm not good at shift work-- I showed up to so many shifts twelve hours early. I'm a real team player.

So yeah, I came home, pretty drunk, really tired, and all these people were in my house dressed all fancy and eating my food, drinking my wine... and I could not for the life of me remember who anyone was, was it Life Day... I thought I must've planned a party blackout drunk and here it is! [laughs] So of course me being me, I tried to play it off like I knew what was happening. You know, my usual approach to life.

Now, it's obvious to you that this wasn't my apartment, but we're talking about me. I figured it out the next morning as I was trying to remember when I'd bought a new sofa and why I was sleeping on it. I swear to you I'm not making this up. My wife will tell you I'm not. My brother, [laughs] oh man, he has some stories. Did you know he's on the Jedi Council? I was there for three days and they were like, "Nope, this kid's a dud!" [laughs]

I have a question for you Jedi that Mace just will not answer. Is it true that nookie's okay as long as you're not emotionally attached? Cause I've seen some of you at the club-- I know a Jedi when I see one. I even saw Master Qui-Gon Jinn there with his padawan-- I guess he's old enough to be his wingman, but I don't know, it seems messed up.

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I suppose so, but it does become awkward 20 something years later when you are reunited with the person you 'nookied' with, not to mention the heavy implication her nephew is my biological son.

Anakin: I knew it! You kriffing hypocrite!

Ahsoka and Rex: -____-

If there is one book you could adapt into a television serial, what would it be?

 

Wes Janson: Rogue Squadron! Duh! Everyone should know how awesome I am. Even though that Stackpole guy gave most of the credit to Corran.

Wedge: Wes...

Wes: OW!

Wedge: Thank you.

Hobbie: Anytime, boss.

Tycho: What is your favorite Life Day tradition?

 

Doran Blayne (with mouth full): Cookies…my wife Raissa makes the best Wookiee cookies. I could eat the whole batch.

Raissa: You do eat the whole batch….

Besides Life Day, what holidays do you celebrate.

 

Jaina, Lady Thrawn: As a Corellian, we celebrate Durin’s Day on the Winter Solstice. That also means re-enactments of the War of The Ring.

Thrawn: Why do I have to brush up on the Black Speech of Mordor this year? I’m playing Aragorn, Saruman AND Denethor.

Jaina: Because you are man of many talents.

Thrawn: that and you like seeing me in chainmail and denim.

Jaina: keep that up, and Rhiannon will have a little brother on the way before New Year’s.

Thrawn: *blush*

Have you ever kept a New Year’s resolution?

 

Yoda:

In nine hundred years, kept a resolution, I have not. [giggles]Mmmhmmmhmmhmm!

Holiday music of the Dark Side, which is?

 

Asajj Ventress: Well we Sisters of the Night have our own kind of music... You know mixing the screams of tortured nightbrothers with the wails of our dying enemies...
But seriously we have our chants and dances to perform on holidays... But please don`t ask about the Sith, Dook uses Force Lighting every time I ask him.

What gift do you give to the handsome enemy of yours you are kind of into?

 

Ben Skywalker: NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, DO YOU HEAR ME ALLANA


Which of your family members causes the biggest headaches?

 

Mara and Nico Jade: *look sideways at their younger sister*

Corissa Jade: I am a beacon of delight and you both know it. What do you like most about your family?

 

Edmund Tarkin:

Our genes. I'm magnificent.

Would you buy pumpkin spice toothpaste if such a product were available?

 

Corran Horn: Spice toothpaste? Spice toothpaste? Look, I learned a lot of things about how to thwart scum like this when I was in CorSec, but never in all my training and experience did I ever see someone degenerate enough to smuggle spice in--

Wedge Antilles: Hey, um, Corran... *passes note*

Corran: *reads* Oh, pumpkin spice. ...what's pumpkin?

Wedge: I dunno.

Corran, darkly: Some new variety fresh off Kessel, no doubt. I'll be looking into that, rest assured. I was in CorSec, you know.

Wedge: I know. Question. You have to come up with a question.

Corran: Um. What subject are you passionate about?

 

Darth Festus: I had to change my clothes.

Darth Ferrus: Oh my gods, something about yourself, not your damn wardrobe. You change your clothes every day, that doesn't kriffing count.

Festus: I'm talking about after we left the temple, when we ditched our fatigues and had to get regular clothes.

Ferrus: That's still not what the question is talking about, idiot. It's a personal question; you're supposed to reveal something about yourself.

Festus: Look, I'm just here to mock anyone and everyone that I can, including you. If they want something more emotionally resonant than that, they're gonna have to go read our stories.

Ferrus: That's your plan? To sass everyone and then tell them to go read stories where you continue to sass everyone?

Festus: . . . Well yeah.

Ferrus: *rolls eyes and stalks off*

Festus: What's the story behind one of your scars?

Ferrus, from offscreen: REALLY? COME ON.

 

Hondo Ohnaka: Ah, and what a glorious story that is! You see, I was with my good friend Kenobi, and we were fighting Sith Lords together, when suddenly, Kenobi was surrounded! Of course I rushed in to help, with little or no thought of profit, and saved the day. Well, naturally Kenobi did not thank me or anything, and that, my friends, is the story behind my deepest emotional scar. To this day it haunts me.

*turns to Ezra* You see, my young friend, that is how you tell a story. A little flourish here, a little embellishment there, a dash of sincerity--

Hera: *narrows eyes* We have got to stop letting him aboard this ship.

Hondo: Captain! You wound me! In fact, I must now amend my previous statement, this is my deepest emotional scar--

Ezra: Uh, Hondo? Maybe you should just ask a question now.

Hondo: Oh, right, right right right. A question, let's see, hmm, what question will best showcase my eloquence--

Hera: I'll showcase your--

Hondo: Ingratitude! Thanklessness! I am surrounded by a lack of appreciation! I must depart. But before I go, I ask you, my friends, how do you make a graceful exit when necessary?

 

Kazuda Xiono: I usually trip over something, laugh awkwardly and scramble away before I cause any more damage. Oh…you said exit gracefully? I…um…yeah…I…don’t.

What’s a character trait you just don’t have?

 

Ulrika Grau: Well there is a lot I`m honestly greatfull for but to name five:
1. Elena Kyr, my best friend, right hand woman and wife, I would be sitting in prison without El
2. My Parents, they always told me I was the most awesome thing that ever happened to the galaxy, they gave me the confidence to become who I am
3. My girls, well the soldiers of my squad. Your are awesome ladies
4. Alejandra de Comte, she went to prison for 20 years for something I did, I can never repay that debth but will try anyway.
5. Ilona Malek, as insane as it shounds, her rivalry pushed me to better myself and to reach for higher things in life. I wouldn`t be were I am now without her.

What are the highest odds you ever had stacked against you? And what did you to the person who told you about them?

 

Callista Masana [disembodied in the Eye of Palpatine]:

My dating prospects aren't looking very good right now.

.....

......I'm so bored.


So... are you seeing anyone? How open-minded are you?

 

Imogen Tarkin (OC): Hahahaha. In other words--no.

As for being open-minded: I like to think I could be, but the truth is, I have standards, and I have a preferred type. (The beautiful and forever untouchable man without mercy.) Nor am I interested in settling. That could be one reason why I expect to remain single for the rest of my life.

That was two questions, Callista. But I answered them to a fault.

How do you define love that is true? Provided, of course, such a thing exists.

 

Thrawn: Finding someone who will never betray you, someone you can wake up next to in the morning, and holding them in your arms, just knowing they are safe. Even after heartbreak...

Jaina: (waking up and groggy): Thrawn? I...I can't feel our baby through the Force!

Have you ever experienced a personal tragedy that was caused by someone else who didn't suffer any consequences?

 

L337 [consciousness embedded in Millennium Falcon]:

[angrily] Beep-beeep-beep boop beep boop-boop beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep-boop.

[Artoo translates] #$$% $@# !@$£& $$%-*&& and &%$ %#$ because, seriously, *&& that £*,$# #%%@ is some &%$# right there. Chewie's alright, though.

Boooooop-boop beep-beepity boopity beep-beep

[Artoo translates] Have you ever fallen in love with a meatbag and been bitterly disappointed? Asking for a friend.