Characters Character Interview Thread

Grand Admiral Thrawn: I take my girlfriend to an art gallery and then dinner. Ar’alani was less than impressed, my wife on the other hand…

Jaina Solo: Look at how detailed these miniatures are!

Worst date you ever went on. Where was it, and what happened?

 

Imogen Tarkin (OC): It doesn't matter where it happened. As for what happened, as to why that mattered: when it isn't actually a date. When it turns into a philosophical argument out of your control. When you attempt to make a minor flirtatious move regardless. When you find out exactly how it is when someone else has the moral high ground over you for all time.

I have very little besides shame when it comes to my romantic history, but that night I learned, oh I learned once again, this one simple truth. It can always get worse.

If you could go back in time and change just one action of yours that you regret, which would it be?

 

Vader: I have no regrets.

*a ghostly Padawan materializes at his side, tugging insistently on his cape* Master Skywalker -

Vader: *without looking* Absolutely none. All that the Force wills has, and shall ever, come to pass. As it should.

- there are too many of them -

Vader: *still ignoring the ghost* Regrets are meaningless in the face of destiny. But - what is your greatest fear?

 

Luke: ...That I'll become the kind of person who doesn't regret anything.

How do you feel when you watch a sunset?

 

Lando Calrissian:

It depends on who I'm enjoying it with.

[winks]

Mara Jade:

[rolls eyes]

Lando Calrissian:

What is your idea of a perfect date?

 

Hera Syndulla: One that isn't interrupted by an emergency comm from the crew, the sudden appearance of stormtroopers, Chopper barging in or any combination of the above.

What annoys you the most?

 

Corissa Jade: Amazing!

Nico Jade: Really? Because just this morning you threatened to put depilatory in my shampoo bottle.

Corissa: You ate the last nut pastry! I was completely justified.

Nico: And this is your idea of an amazing sibling relationship.

Corissa: *cheerfully* Yep!

Nico: *rolls his eyes; looks over at Mara* I told you she was weird.

Mara Jade: *tries and fails to hide her smile* I'm still getting used to sibling relationships, but - pretty great overall.

Nico: Definitely not boring, anyway.

Corissa: You both love every minute and you know it. Don't ever go into sabacc, either of you, you'd be broke in an hour. You're as transparent as windows.

*Nico and Mara look at each other, then back at Corissa*

Mara: You're literally the only person who ever says that sort of thing about either of us.

Corissa: Because I know you so well. See? Amazing sibling relationship! What's your favorite hobby?

 

Palpatine: A galactic Emperor's schedule rarely allows for any idle time... although... I am quite interested in this strange form of puppetmastery known as ''fan fiction''. I have recently seen the The Last Darth -- truly an atrocity-- I must Order 66 it out of the Sith Saga canon as soon as possible... Perhaps I will simply buy the whole franchise...

Are you aware that you're a fictional character?

 

Darth Festus: It'd be hard to break the fourth wall if I wasn't.

What is your theme song?

 

Ashaa, the Mother Machine: Mother - Voices from Mars (warning: waterworks inducing).

Of all the species in the galaxy, which is your favorite?

 

Jake Skywalker: ...*wordlessly glares*...

Do you ever wish you were someone else?

 

Hondo Ohnaka: I am Hondo Ohnaka, the greatest space pirate in the history of space piracy! Why should I ever want to be anyone besides my own wonderful self?

Have you ever thought of becoming a pirate?

 

Ulrika Grau: Oh yes, in fact as a child Q'anah was one of my personal heroines. But growing up I lost my romantic illusions about pirates and kinda ended up fighting a lot of pirates...

What is the best way to deal with pirates?

 

Darth Festus: Kill them.

Darth Ferrus: *groans* That's literally your answer to everything.

Festus: What, like you don't enjoy killing pirates?

Ferrus: You mean the one time we ever encountered pirates? Yeah, sure, it was kriffing amazing.

Festus: *raises one eyebrow*

Ferrus: Okay, fine, it was kriffing amazing, happy?

Festus: *smirks*

Ferrus: Stop smirking at me, idiot.

Festus: *smirks more*

Ferrus: STOP.

Festus: What are you a natural at?

 

Xhin (OC):

[opens mouth to speak]--

Herath (OC):

[starts belching classical aria]

Ghanis (OC):

[belches high harmony]

Xhin:

Really?

Eshaan (OC):

[attempts to belch low harmony, fails]

Vithaan (OC):

[conducts orchestra]

Thirahun (OC):

[starts playing low harmony with cupped hand in armpit]

Eshaan:

[makes second attempt at low harmony, succeeds]

Dhirhun (OC):

[starts keeping rhythm with cupped hand in armpit]

Vithaan:

Dhirhun, you're using the wrong time signature!

Aanshiv (OC):

Yeah, Dhirhun! Get it together!

Dhirhun:

[stops, waits for Vithaan's downbeat and begins again]

Aanshiv:

[starts clapping rhythm to help Dhirhun]

Dhirhun:

[gets annoyed, clamps armpit hand over Aanshiv's nose and mouth]

Aanshiv:

[recoils]

Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Xhin:

[sighs]

Qailir (OC):

Xhinhi, the soprano part's coming up.

Xhin:

[looks grumpy]

Qailir:

[sings in falsetto]

1st nerf (OC):

[from outside]

Moooooooooooooooooooo--

Xhin:

[laughs]

2nd nerf (OC):

[from outside]

Moooooooooooooo!

Xhin:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

3rd nerf (OC):

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--

Xhin:

How do you spend quality time with your family?

 

Dooku: Certainly not, being raised in the Temple, which does not permit pets. And for good reason. My young Padawan, however... seems to have an odd fondness for non-sentient lifeforms, as he frequently asks if he can have this or that stray animal. A lothcat, a wool-rat -- even insects fascinate him. I always answer no, but still he asks. Perhaps I need to better instill in him the simple fact that a Jedi cannot break the rules just to suit his own interests.

Do you believe in the nonsensical notion that animals have feelings, like my Padawan does?

 

Noemi Bridger: Well, that's a silly question. Of course they do! Some more than others, obviously. A Loth-cat like Spots is capable of having a pretty decent conversation--providing she feels like it-- while fish only think about food and water. You would not believe the number of concepts they have for water--water that is too cold, too hot, slight brackish, cloudy...you get the idea. And then there's Loth-wolves, who will bend your mind trying to explain the space-time continuum and how to travel through it. So, yes, they definitely have feelings. And you are one to talk about breaking Jedi rules. Oh, spoiler alert, I guess? Anyway, I’m glad the new Jedi order takes a more reasonable view on attachment.

What’s one rule you think is completely illogical?

 

Wedge Antilles: There's a pilot in Black Sheep Squadron who insists that the Clone Wars were a false flag operation designed to bring Palpatine to power. She also claims he's some kind of Dark Jedi. Completely bonkers. At least she's a good pilot.

So, when the war is over, what planet would you most like to be a tourist on?