Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Cowgirl Jedi 1701, Nov 26, 2017.
Dex: Jawa Juice
Do Tauntauns really smell that bad?
Luke Skywalker: "Yes, on the inside."
What is the worst thing you ever tasted?
Hobbie Klivian: Imperial rations. Seriously, anything called "protein cubes"...you KNOW it's gonna be disgusting! Too bad we were so good at capturing Imperial supply ships.
What was your favorite subject in school?
Lady Vader: Mechanics, followed closely by Military Strategy
Do you like Tookas?
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Princess Rhiannon, age 4 (OC): Yes! We have a pet tooka named Phoebe! Actually, she's Admiral Sloane's, but she stays in the palace with us!
Have you ever eaten a roast porg?
Chewbacca: "AAAAAAAUUUUAAAAAAAARGH EEEEEK MEEEP!"
What languages do you speak?
Ezra Bridger: Do Loth-cats count? Because, yeah, I’m kind of fond of the little guys. Especially the white ones...
Okay, hit post at the same time as @Ewok Poet
Mara Jade Blayne: Well, Basic, of course, and also Huttese and Minnisaat, i’m pretty good at Bothan, thanks to Uncle Dev, and yes, Prisk, I understand wrenduli, even if I can’t speak it, so keep your snide comments to yourself. I know how to take drink orders in most languages, including Shriiiwook.
Do you have a personal motto?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Your focus determines your reality.
Why do droids get no respect?
Cid Geero (OC; AKA Machinus): "Because organics think we are tools and nothing more, and thus, they desperately want to subscribe to Plaristes' beliefs. But not me, obviously. From a more sympathetic viewpoint, emotional scars from events like the Great Droid Revolution and the Clone Wars may have something to do with it."
Are there any substances that other beings can handle, but you cannot?
Kylo the Pirate: I get drunk very easily. I once got tipsy just sniffing a hundred year old wine.
Where did you grow up!
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Ari Nyros: I spent my early childhood as a Jedi youngling on Coruscant. Then Order 66 happened. I miraculously avoided getting killed by sliding down the garbage chute, and managed to smuggle myself to Dantooine on a cargo ship later. I spent the rest of my early life there, working in a local eatery in exchange for food and shelter.
What is your favourite type of transport?
Obi-Wan: Boga. Reliable, loyal and fast. Although her enthusiasm and abrupt stops remind me of Anakin’s driving in Coruscant traffic.
What is the most unusual dialect uttered by a protocol droid?
Newly married Minerva: Royal Silurian from the droid I got from Jack Harkness as a wedding gift. My husband is less than thrilled.
Who would be the least likely person to make a toast at your wedding?
Lady Vader: I would say one of the Moffs or Governors since they don't like me that much but when I get married it would look bad if they didn't at least toast to our health, children and future and the same goes for the Rebel Sympathizers. Probably one of the Empire's Elite; most of them hate me.
Would you go Swoop Bike Racing?
Eli Vanto (in the style of Doctor Who # 10): How d'ya think I got to my weddin' reception with Yogar?
Minerva and Thrawn: -___-
Baby Rhiannon: n_n
Would you gone skinny dipping on Scarif with Jack Harkness?
Maris Inesedam Vorr (OC): "I don't even want to know what that means."
What is the furthest you have ever travelled to?
^ Jack Harkness: You. Me. Naked. Swimming naked on Scarif. At night.
Ayesha Eskari (OC): All the way to the edge of the galaxy. It's quite an experience to see an area of space entirely devoid of stars and planets. You really experience the meaning of nothingness. No wonder the Yuuzhan Vong were deranged after travelling through that for centuries.
Question: How do you imagine your life in an alternate universe?
Luke Skywalker: "I heard that there was one WHERE I write like THIS. That is why I escaped to Ahch-To." @Raissa Baiard
Who is the most annoying figure in the Galactic history?
Han Solo: My favorite drink? It depends. If I'm just kicking back at home, you'll most likely find a hot cup of caf in my hand. A night out with the boys usually involves Correllian ale. A romantic evening with Leia always calls for Emerald Wine. And yes, I know very well how kriffing expensive it is, but it's totally worth it. My princess deserves the best. But enough with the mush. Where was I? Oh yeah, drinks. When we've really got something to celebrate, or I feel like I'll need plausible deniability for any dumb, brutally honest crap I might say, that I probably shouldn't, you can be guaranteed that there will be Whyren's Reserve flowing freely.
Will you tell a story about a time you and your friends partied a little too hard? Please?
Jar jar Binks: oh, dat’s muy muy easy! Dat Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn. He think he so bombad smarty with the sparkly light sword and the moiee hair. But mesa knows tings too. Mesa has ability to speak AND mesa muy intelligent! Looky, mesa is a SENATOR and he just sparkly bluey Force ghost now, so who is smarty now?
If you could live in any galactic era other than the one you’re in now, which would it be and why?
Hothan Kobaltav (OC) - “As a political prisoner, I would now prefer to live before the Rise of the Empire. That dictator Palpatine ruined it all. Sick of territorial spats, Empirical rei-what? No, I will not kowtow to your master. That decrepit monster will probably wipe us...Agggnnnn!”
Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen astromech?
Corellian or Coruscanti? (Ps your mother was a womp-rat and your father smells of strassberries)
Q. Which makes the better pet, a mooka or a pitten?
Mara Jade Blayne: not a mooka!
Annina Blayne: A pittin, definitely! My Princess is lots smarter than any old mooka. Pittins are beautiful; they’re elegant and clean and fluffy, and mookas are just...mookas.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
Lady Vader: My Tooka Doll. My Nana got it for me and I took it with me everywhere for years.
What is the most exciting thing you ever did?