Chic, IL "Christ, I wish I hadn't -BLANK- at the CF party tonight."

I voted for karaoke. Although some of us were singing along with "Weird Al" Yankovic singing "The Saga Begins" and "Yoda" live in concert. I can even do the Yoda chant somewhat.

Phil

 

I wasn't there, but I hit on Jeff's wife in spirit.

 

You.

Punk.

Penguin.

 

Geez, someone's cranky after taking the skyway....

-Le Penguin
"You're wasting your time trying to help those who cannot be saved. Have you completely forgotten your true mission? You are under a spell which has made you forget everything."

 

Actually, I took 94 and there was construction Whatever money I saved in tolls I lost in gas.

I don't mind loosing Paper Rock Scisors. Considering my team beat yours by over 20 points!

 

Penguin gracefully concedes your team's Pictionary superiority, but continues to mock you openly for living in Indiana.

-Le Penguin
"I'm not in Hell, but I constantly feel like I just got back."

 

Where the hell is the "raw bacon" option?

Screw this poll!

 

OK, so I woke up from my usual alchohol/chemical-induced stupor sometime around seven p.m. on Sunday. I rolled out of bed (read: the closet of some hooker; at least it wasn't a guy this time) and proceeded to lurch into the bathroom and peel the layer of dead skin off my tounge. I've had a lot of practice at this particular duty, and as such I've become good enough at it that I can let my mind wander and try to remember some of the things I've done the night(s) before...


"Let's see, my fingernails are painted, so I must've run into Jenna sometime between Friday afternoon and this morning... I seem to remember seeing Davis recently, too; that explains why my fingernails are green and my toenails are done in red... the microfilm in my false molar is secure so Denmark must have missed our rendevous; I'll have to check into that later... I still have some feeling in my extremities which means I successfully avoided any White Castle... no gunpowder burns on my hands, must've been a quiet night... is that monkey over there wearing my watch? Nah, we probably just have the same watch... hmm, is it a monkey or a macaque, I can never tell... I don't see/feel any new tattoos, peircings, or lacerations, so I just may have saved enough to make rent this month. Well, all in all, it seems like I had a pretty good--- wait a minute.... did I go to a Star Wars party last night!? Oh, Je-SUS! That's it!! That's it, NO MORE PARTYING!! Cold turkey, and this time I mean it! Man, I could've really messed myself up! What was I thinking!? I hope Dr. Wexler can fit me in for a physical tomorrow morning, I can't take any chances after last time."

After a few more frantic hours, I managed to calm down and get myself together enough to get dressed, get my watch back from the monkey, and find my way home and relax. Then I went online, saw the pictures and it started all over again.......

-Le Penguin
"That pretty much brings us up to date."

 

there should be another option but it would only apply to me. I wish I had gone.

 

Pictures? I would really like to see pictures of what your parties look like. There will be some of ours eventually.

 

If ya keep lurking through the Chgo boards, Shara, you will find a thread containing a link.

 

Click here for Pictures!

 

Looks like you guys had fun.
Ok Bob + Brontosaurus Pixie Stick = Bad!!!!!
I really need to start taking pictures at our meetings. I have a feeling the Tomb Raider/arcade trip will warrant something

 

So what's wrong with a sugared-up Bob? On a good day, one of those big-ass PixieStix can sustain me for anywhere up to 20 minutes.

-Le Penguin
"In a row!?"