I've so far read the first story and I love it how you connected the requirements of the dare. Given how Ozzel is a big meanie, I kinda expected him to have a cat, the kind of a cat that Inspector Gadget's arch-nemesis would have, but the whole mood and the comedic aspect of this, with how poor Piett is putting up with his poop, is hilarious. Some bits I really, really liked: "Finding a Rebel base in there is like looking for a grain of sand on Tatooine." "Doesn't this man know when to keep his mouth shut? Piett thought in exasperation. He’s going to get it one of these days if he keeps playing kick-the-rancor, and I don’t want to be around for it." "Piett arched an eyebrow. “Non-human faecal matter on the Empire’s flagship?” - ewww & LOL And the very last paragraph is great. Now I simply have to ponder if Piett would be a dog owner and if the dog would be some big fluffy type or a little monster like the one currently farting snoring on my lap.