JCC Combine two movie titles to make a new movie.

Snow White House Down and the Seven Dwarfs

When her house collapses, Doc and the others volunteer to help rebuild it.

 

An Unexpected Journey to the Center of the Earth

Bilbo Baggins goes on an adventure to liberate a treasure horde from underground dinosaurs.

 

Return of the King Kong

The giant gorilla returns to make more trouble.

 

Star Trek: The Motion Picture of Dorian Grey

Admiral Kirk resists the effects of old age and riotous living by using a mysterious alien artifact.

 

"The Omega Man with the Golden Gun"

Christopher Lee and his diminutive henchman take down post-apocalyptic mutants in his island fortress/funhouse for $1,000,000 per hit.

 

harry potter and the chamber of secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood

harry potter, talking like a snake in the girls' bathroom as usual, accidentally uncovers the entrance to a hidden chamber where sandra bullock lives with her mom.

 

"Beauty and the Beastmaster"

In order to save her father, a young woman agrees to stay at the castle of a loincloth-clad warrior, several cute animals and Tanya Roberts.

 

"You Nazty Spy Who Loved Me"

007 and a beautiful Russian agent must infiltrate the country of Moronika and take down dictator Moe Hailstone and his pals Larry & Curly.

"A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead"

A talented, playful Liverpool pop group are chased around by their undead, flesh-eating fans.

 

Forrest Gump of Notre-Dame

Mentally slow bell-ringer is locked away in a cathedral tower, but escapes to become a French war hero during the First Indochina War

 

OK. Not a problem; thanks for the advisory.

 

Blood Freaky Friday.

A mother and a daughter with seemingly nothing in common are in for a shock when evil scientists turn them into turkey headed monsters thirsty for the blood of marijuana addicts. They'll learn a lot about each other and even a little bit... about themselves.

 

Man of Steel Magnolias

Not even her adopted brother Clark's Kryptonian superpowers can save Shelby from diabetes-related health issues.

 

Frozen Lake Placid

Elsa actions take a darker turn

 

The King and Withnail and I
West Side Toy Story
The Third Man Who Fell to Earth

 

The Man In The Iron Man Mask

A political prisoner is forced to wear Iron Man's mask all day.

 

Peeping Tom Jones

 

Rogue One Night in Bangkok

Rebels steal data while listening to Swedish pop music.

 

The Man in the Iron Giant

Hogarth Hughes...

 

Ten Commandments I Hate About You

The Hebrews scheme to get an abrasive Moses a date.

 

Gone in 60 Seconds With the Wind

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Dodge."
"I don't know nuthin' 'bout stealin' no Beamers!"

 

"A Bridge Too Far on the River Kwai"
The Allied effort in World War II is stalled when they get confused over which vital bridge they need to focus on.

"Santa Claus Conquers the Martian"
A botanist/astronaut struggles to survive on Mars, but is saved by Santa, Droppo and some kids.

 

dirty harry and the hendersons

a violent rogue cop finds a loving family.

don't tell mom the babysitter's deadpool

the new babysitter has a lot of weapons and swears a lot, probably better if our parents don't find out.

debbie does the dallas buyers club

easily her most controversial move yet.

 

Stranger Than Pulp Fiction
- 90 minutes of people getting hit by cars and buses