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All Dogmas Go To Heaven

Jay and Silent Bob are back, this time taking on the differing theologies that aren't actually all that different.

 

All Dogs Go To Heaven's Gate

Dogs die and arrive at Heaven's Gate, only to be turned back.

 

All Straw Dogs Go to Heaven.

After dying and finding out that the afterlife is actually a terrible place, an unassuming professor snaps and goes on a violent rampage of revenge.

 

Drunken Angels in the Outfield

 

The Trouble With Angels in the Outfield

 

A Knight's Tales from the Crypt

It's hard to kill a knight who's already dead.

 

Indiana Jones and the Forbidden Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Instead of dealing with Russians, Indiana Jones has to deal with the Chinese Communists.

 

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Jousting accident.

 

A Nightmare on Elm Street Fighter

M Bison teams up with Freddy Kreuger in the greatest movie ever known to mankind

 

Man on Fire Down Below

Denzel Washington will come to regret visiting a seedy Mexican brothel with Steven Seagal while investigating the kidnapping of a young girl by toxic waste dumpers.

 

First Bloodsport

John Rambo enters his first kumite tournament.

 

Air Bud and the seven Sumari

No one asked for it, but now a golden retriever is a sumari

 

Come on, man, "There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't defend a peasant village" is right there.

 

thor ragnarocks the cradle

a recently married thor adjusts to domestic life.

 

They Shoot The Water Horse Don't They?

 

Don't be a Phantom Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

You've never seen Pod Racing until you've seen Pod Racing in the slums of LA.

 

Bad Boys 2 Fast 2 Furious

For those who thought either film wasn't Alpha enough.

 

Day After 2012

It turns out the apocalypse was not going to happen in 2012.

 

Raging Bull Durham

Eyebrows are raised after a record breaking championship season in the Minor Leagues. The Durham Bulls went undefeated and broke every conceivable baseball record. Turns out they had a little pharmaceutical help.

 

Winnie the Pooh's Grand Day Out

Piglet and Pooh build a rocket to the moon when their honey supplies run out.

 

the last temptation of christopher robin hood prince of thieves

is anyone nostalgic for any of this stuff? hollywood is about to find out.

 

The Lion, the Witch, and the War for the Planet of the Apes

Caesar goes to liberate Mr. Tumnus and the Beavers from the wicked witch.

 

Ferris Bueller's Day of the Dead

Ferris and friends decide to skip school and find themselves holed up inside historic Wrigley Field as the zombie apocalypse arrives.