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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Curly's Gold

The Empire continue its crusade throughout the galaxy to destroy the city folk and their gold supply. Meanwhile, Luke receives a vision from Obi Wan to visit his mentor - a leathery chain smoking cowboy.

 

Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love La Bamba.

The day the music died goes nuclear.

 

My Best Friend Is A Vampire Slayer

The events of the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer from her best friend's perspective.

 

The Lion King's Speech

Mufasa needs to learn how to make some good speeches and fast.

 

Buffy the Last Jedi

They certainly didn't expect her to be the last Jedi in the galaxy.

 

A Hard Day's Night at the Museum

A new Beatles exhibit at the museum is causing quite a commotion after hours. Guest Starring Ringo Star and Paul McCartney.

 

The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King Kong - When confronted with a 20' tall elephant, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli enlist the aid of a 30' tall gorilla.

 

X-Men: Apocalypse Now

I love the smell of mutants in the morning.

 

american history x-men

the hidden history of the x-men and how they used to be skinheads.

 

X-Men United 93

The story of evil mutants who attempted to bring America down on 9-11.

 

Singing in the Empire of Dreams

The documentary about Star Wars turns into a wacky musical.

 

Licence to Django Kill!

Left for dead after a botched mission, James Bond is dragged into a maelstrom of psychological deterioration and maliciousness as he attempts to locate a horde of stolen gold and avenge the death of Felix Leiter.

 

The Quick and the Dead Pool

Wade teams up with Quicksilver.

“Hey, Speedy Gonzalez! This quip will take longer and be more satisfying than you. Or so the ladies tell me, asshole”

 

Star Trek Wars

 

Aguirre, the Wrath of Godzilla

 

King Arthur: Legend of Tarzan

The epic showdown we’ve all been waiting for. King Arthur vs. Tarzan!

Terminator 300: Rise of an Empire

The Spartans are all cyborgs. God help their enemies!

Both of these sound like those cheap straight to DVD rip-off films you see in the stores.

 

A Die Hard Day's Night

While on their legendary tour of the USA, The Beatles are hostage in a television studio during their taping of the Ed Sullivan Show. The formidable fab four come together by combing Ringo's death sticks, George's mystical mantra, John's warm gun and Paul's silver hammer to overcome the peril.

 

A Clockwork Odyssey



Sing me a song, HAL.

 

Debbie Does Dallas Buyers Club

Unable to find any decent female leading roles, Jennifer Garner turns to the world of porn parodies.

 

Gandhi In 60 Seconds
In order to protest English rule, an Indian holy man starts to steal cars. Nonviolently. Nonviolently steal cars.

 

The Han Solo who stole Christmas

Chewie could not go home for the holidays so Han thought no one should have them.

 

The Sound of The Music Man

Instead of learning to sing, the Von Trapp children learn to form a marching band.

 

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